i love team star eri

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

A is for aurochs

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

The human brain needs the ability to be recalibrated faster. Yeah we’ve been doing this healing process for like six or seven years now make it snappy hurry it up

an idog plushie for a commissioner! i cant stop boopint its head

Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.

I made a watermark 🌸

/squints

that's it, that's the organic stupidity part

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate is getting really into Elden Ring, like playing it all hours of the day. I'm glad he's adjusting so well to modern technology but I want to use the TV sometimes too, you know?

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate saw me taking my meds and made me explain what each pill does. I guess medicine's changed a lot since his day because he seemed really interested. It's been a couple hours and he still keeps muttering things like "to think a healer could work such miracles..."

ohhhh

13th century Swedish peasant girl roommate stole my fucking leftovers again

wish we had more internal organ emojis

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia

The spleen is deep purple and slightly curved:

(source)

So you can convey this with any emoji of similar color and shape. You could also indicate an excess of bile by showing liquid seeping out of the spleen, and of course melancholy is already covered by existing emoji, so to clearly communicate the message "I think you are depressed because your spleen has too much black bile" with existing emoji you should text your friend: