#1 PALAMEDES SEXTUS FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

i might be free now

Can artists STOP dressing up like religious figures just to be provocative? They are disrespecting all christians and yes, I am referring to Chappell Roan singing dressed up as a nun or Joan of Arc.

Stop it. Nuns and Joan d'Arc aren't your LGBT+ icons. They are religious women the first and a beloved saint the second.

fuck you somebody draw Joan d'Arc fucking and sucking a nun with a small cock

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

It's amazing how much of our knowledge of "animal behaviour" is based on very old studies that just went "we half-starved these animals and put them in a tiny box together and just assumed that whatever they did reflects their natural behaviours and social structures"

"Let's give ectotherms the same tasks as endotherms! And when they don't complete them on the same timeframe declare them basal and stupid!"

"Let's base 90% of our tasks on visual stimuli because we, As Humans, think that’s the most important thing ever!"

"Let's test social animals in isolation, thus extremely stressed and scared!"

"Huh, how convenient that animals most like us are 'smartest'!"

- signed, a very tired behavioral ecologist

Sometimes someone tells me "self-aware animals are ones that pass the mirror test" and it makes me so so tired. And then sometimes they'll even say something like "cat's can't pass the mirror test" and I have to just leave because cats absolutely do know what their own reflection is and how it relates to them as an individual and if they're not passing your test to determine that then frankly that's your test's problem.

And like, the sheer number of animals (especially reptiles and insects) that are just declared to have no social structure and no parental care and then decades later it's like "oh, these spiders do care about their babies!" Yeah i think the guys who wrote about how they didn't might've been somewhat intellectually lazy maybe. The amount of reproductive information that's awkwardly forced into a "males of all species go looking for mates and females of all species are passive recipients who just say 'yes' or 'no', all sex is for reproduction and any homosexual behaviour is one of them getting confused or deceived" is ridiculous.

The assumption that while humans have very mutable and contextual social heirarchies, all other social animals must have incredibly rigid ones and half of what they do is "for dominance", and then people get confused when they "show dominance" to their animals and their animals don't like them. (It's because you're being a bully! Dick behaviour!) The absolute surprise and joy when people document nonhuman animals playing, a normal thing that it's frankly weird that anyone would assume is exclusive to humans in the first place. It's fucking ridiculous.

Here is your mission.

TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?

Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.

Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.

TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'

let it be so

they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course

Harrow the Ninth by Tamsin Muir

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

a frankenstein wlw AU

I'm currently being hospitalized after a great deal of transphobia and transphobic attacks and I really need help, I was jumped and beaten outside of my home in the alley leading to me being stabbed 4 times in the side and below and above my left abdomen where my spleen is while leaving home one night. This was a week ago, all this happened after I was initially stabbed before this by my uncle and cousin, I've been abused as a kid and still go thru it in public, I can't carry or have a concealed weapond due to suicidal thoughts and being hospitalized after suicide attempts and I need help paying for surgery to get an operation on my spleen which is internally bleeding.

Currently out of a job rn, and struggling keeping jobs when I get or have one because of a constant history of harassment or abuse or assault that I've gone thru in each and every job.

I'm trying to make a gofundme for this, but I've been having bad luck with gofundmes they get flagged as fraudulent and I haven't been able to get emails that are connected to my campaigns to verify me, my email tend to not come thru so I can verify or prove that it's ME. But my cashapp once again is

https://cash.app/$Slasherstan91

My venmo is -

https://venmo.com/Negrophiliac

And my PayPal is -

https://www.paypal.me/MarsRayL

I really need help rn getting more cat food and cat litter and I also need help getting food for myself, if anyone can help me out with 40 dollars it would help ALOT.

Scary Girl Gc: do you think id look like more of a threat if i shaved mh eyebrows or would i loop back into nazi territory

Sweet And Kind Girl Gc: do u guys wan play with toys later or maybe brush our hairs and wear dresses?

Weird Girl Gc: i had the getting jerked off by anow leopards dream again. do you guys think im posessed by a demon

Guy Gc: Hey Other Dudes Wanma Get Bears and Watch Games Again (This Time Without The Wifes LOL)

Dog Gc: Saw a ball again and chased it

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

Unbelievably fucking cool

Between that and new preventative shot, we might be able to eradicate HIV in the near future.

Do not forget this. No matter what happens do not forget we’re this close to finally ending this awful virus

do you think werewolves have a specific word for human meat like we have poultry and venison

so, I looked it up and venison is from the latin word to hunt, where poultry is just old french for chicken. if you consider the germanic ties to werewolf legends, mennisco would probably be something like what they'd use?

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

He's throwing a tantrum about it, too.

I cannot wait until this man snaps.

Does he really think he can just...cancel a holiday?

I'm like a princess if a princess was a gamer girl and also a socialist

REAL. Maid comes in with a platter and it's like 5 controllers and she's like "would mistress like the Xbox or PS5 controller for today" and I'm like "hmm bring me mine Switch Pro"

My guards are all unionized and so are the maids but they all love me because I pay a fair wage and I'm so so so cutes