Michael wave oven

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

thats nothing, check out this scharfenberg coupler

First they fuck, then they kiss

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Can we not victim blame

snoopy of the day

where’s all the COCK

It has to be said…

I do enjoy showing my dick to boys on the internet

my growing collection

I really need your input, should I keep the body hair or go back smooth?

The masculine urge to cuddle a sleepy man

when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

FANTASIA (1940)

This is so f*ggy I love it