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hi, I’m LexiRoseWrites

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☆ you can call me Lexi or Lex

☆ 29, nonbinary, bisexual, autistic, ADHD

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↓ masterlist of ficlets and fics below the cut ↓

steddie omegaverse | kid fic | rated: T | 9.7k words

Steve is trying desperately to keep it together for the sake of his daughter. Ever since his mate died, neither one of them has smiled very much.
Eddie, an elementary school music teacher, sees a lonely pup in need of a friend and a beautiful omega longing to be cared for again.
They learn to make new music together.

This is also a late submission for @stmarchmm : Day 22 Pups/Children, Day 25 Scentmates/Soulmates, and Day 28 Broken Mating Bond!

sorry, this is hugely late, probably too late for this week, but... a shameless little ask to say I've finally finished posting my Omega cat cafe fic 💚 🐈‍⬛ 💚 

(little blurb for anybody interested: Steve is a runaway Omega who gets a job at an Omega café, where he’s basically paid to curl up and purr in Alphas’ laps. It’s legal, and he earns a living, rents his own place. He’s getting along fine for a packless Omega. Then Alpha rockstar Eddie Munson turns up for an hour of ‘kitty’ petting, and shatters Steve’s fragile little world…)

Thank you for helping me get this idea going (running this lovely event) and now hopefully I can properly come up with new ideas for slick Sunday very soon :D 💚  🐈‍⬛ 💚

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yay!! i’m like two chapters behind right now because i couldn’t read much in march, but i’m excited to catch up!

Thinking abt modern AU adjacent Rockstar A!Eddie & new york socialite O!Steve, they meet during NYC fashion week S/S specifically.

O!Steve's mom was a super model & his father is just rich.

O!Steve has launched a successful career as a fashion journalist/scholar & so was invited for tht reason. I truly think a modern AU Steve would either b a luddite who barely has an instagram OR has a huge influencer presence online.

They meet & start chatting after ending up at the same runway show 3 times.

Steve is sat near Eddie this time & they end up talking. They talk & both spontaneously go to dinner together, @ the end of the night Eddie lets steve into his NYC residence

They fuck nasty for sure then just have a whirlwind romance throughout the summer. Maybe Steve follows Eddie on tour at one point? Miscommunication?👀 accidental pregnancy, & long story short Steve's water breaks the day after the couple return from their honeymoon.

Some scene sort of excerpt ideas:

Steve POV

Steve got all of ten seconds to glance around at the penthouse loft before Eddie was turning him for a hungry kiss like they'd shared in the car. The omega melted into Eddie's embrace. Steve lost himself in kissing Eddie, slowly rutting his hips against the older man's thigh when the skirt of his dress gets hiked up. The heady scent of their arousal mixing together as Eddie turned his attention to the heat building between Steve's thighs.

Eddie crooned sweet words as he slipped Steve's lace thong to the side and then worked in 4 fingers before letting the omega come. Then he lifted Steve into a bridal carry as the omega caught his breath. Next thing he knew, Eddie was laying him down on a soft mattress w black sheets then slipping his dress off his body. Soon the omega was in nothing but his pink thong and matching bralette while Eddie was still mostly clothed.

(Something something something; they end up deciding to go on a date the morning after they fuck nasty)

They end up having lunch then seeing a movie then they're eating dinner at a small but trendy place in Brooklyn & Steve doesn't want the day to end.

Going back to his own place with Eddie felt only natural.

(They end up fucking without protection)

(Somewhere along the way Steve gets pregnant accidental style, miscommunication happens & Steve spends a few days w Robin, happy ending somehow)

(The bby is an alpha girl, they name her Joan Riot Munson)

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fast burn🔥🔥🔥

(that’s all i have for slick sunday submissions for today and i’m out of the house this afternoon, so late submissions may have to wait!)

Gross and horny steddie inspired by one specifically horny letter from napolean to his wife for this slick sunday like this gets rlly horny 😳 I did not mean for it to get as horny as it did lmao

Rockstar A!Eddie is newly mated & married to regular guy O!Steve, the first tour Eddie goes on after his honeymoon w Steve he's a moody drama queen bc Steve can't join them at any point during the tour. Idk what Steve does but he takes it srsly

Anyway Eddie is away for an extended period of time & phone sex is fun but Eddie misses Steve's pussy, most of all he misses the scent of Steve lingering within his reach

Well once the tour is nearly done Eddie sends Steve a single message

'Home in three days, don't wash'

When Eddie does finally get home he literally drops all of his luggage at the door in favor of sniffing out Steve's pussy. He finds his mate in their bed, his legs spread and he's reclined comfortably within their nest. Steve is leaking slick as he presses a pair of Eddie's used underwear into his nose. Eddie gets his face within the cradle of his loves thighs & takes a big inhale then proceeds to get absolutely scent drunk on the smell of his omegas sweaty cunt, when Eddie is more coherent again it's been 3 hrs & he's been eating out Steve the entire time.

Eddie slips his cock inside Steve's flushed pussy and just sticks his face into his mates armpit while he pistons his hips. Steve laughs at first but then can't help but whine when Eddie hits the right angle to make Steve see stars. Eddie scents Steve all over, their sweat melting together & stinking up the bedroom. He fucks his knot into Steve's willing cunt and licks the sweat off Steve's neck while he floods his mate with spend.

Later they'll take a shower together; they'll wash eachother then Eddie will bend Steve over & fuck him one more time before they shut the water off

For now Eddie relishes in all the fevered places their bodies touch, breaths in their sweat, and links at the mating bite on Steve's neck

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they’re so gross🥰

It's not much of anything but I've been reading a bunch of steddie mafia omegaverse and other variations on Eddie saves Steve from A Circumstance stories (specifically Stay With You by MysteriousMidnight) and they always have Steve is a more submissive role after being subjected to The Horrors (which I eat up with a spoon).

But for whatever reason, I have a very specific scene in my mind of big, strong omega Steve running barefoot down the street after giving his caprots the slip and running right into alpha Eddie who is either very rich or in some kind of position of power. Eddie is like, hey let me help you I'll distract these guys chasing you and then I can help you out.

He gets the guys going in the wrong direction and then goes to find Steve, who ducked down an alley. His feet are all cut up and he's not properly dressed so Eddie offers to carry him back to his place. Steve is visibly suspicious but he doesn't have any other options so he lets Eddie wrap his jacket around him for modesty and to keep him hidden to carry him home. Eddie struggles with his weight but he Will Not admit that or tap out.

When they get to his place, Eddie brings him to the bathroom to get him cleaned up but as soon as he goes to poke at the omega's feet, Steve punches him right in the face. He runs into the first room he sees while Eddie is clutching his nose and locks himself in.

Steve only agreed to come along because he didn't have another choice but all he really sees is another alpha and alphas are Bad and he's not going to let one take him again without a fight.

Eddie isn't mad but he is confused and stressed out because Steve seems half feral and unwell. He spends the next couple of days leaving things for Steve outside the guestroom door, the room Steve ran into, and talking to the omega through the door. He tells him about himself and promises he just wants to help.

Eventually Steve starts poking his head out but he usually spends his outside time sizing Eddie up and telling him he's not going to submit and that he will punch him again if he gets too close or tries anything.

Eddie falls in love almost instantly. There really isn't any reason for him to because Steve always smells pissed off and threatens him and never shows any kind of interest in Eddie for the first handful of months. The omega is beautiful and Eddie can see that, but he is really just enamored with Steve for the everything else about him.

Eventually, after many months, Steve starts to calm down and register that he's in a safe environment. It's still a long road of healing and figuring out the legalities of him escaping his situation, but he does fall in love with Eddie later down the line. He's always wary and a little feral, but he does come to embrace some of the omegan habits he wasn't allowed to have in his old life and become a happier person.

Idk I just think that while Steve is SUCH a loverboy he's also a fighter and after a traumatic period of time without access to his pack, he would become even more self-reliant and aggressive.

Also, didn't know how to fit this in there, but Steve builds a bracket-shaped nest [ with a pillow wall at his back and curving around his head and feet. It's the shape omegas are more likely to build their nests in when they feel unsafe because it protects their back but allows for quick escape is something happens. The first time he sees it, Eddie cries. Steve never changes his nest shape but he does let Eddie be his other braket [ ] because he loves and trusts his alpha after they become mates.

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the bracket nest😭😭😭

okay i haven't said anything yet because i thought maybe i'd actually finish writing it for march mating madness but unfortunately that didn't happen so i'll share the idea for slick sunday for now until it's actually finished !

(warnings for abuse, manipulation, mpreg)

thinking of omega!steve being forced into an arranged marriage by his parents to a man nearly twice his age, who is incredibly abusive and controlling. steve ends up pregnant (by said alpha) before the wedding and it's a whole debacle. while everyone knows he is pregnant, steve isn't allowed to talk about it. in fact, he's basically not allowed to talk at all throughout the entirety of the wedding, save for the ceremony itself with vows and whatnot. he's told to just smile and look pretty and act like the blushing bride he's supposed to be, despite how even the alpha's gentlest touch makes him want to vomit and flinch away.

the only saving grace for steve is that it was agreed upon by all parties that the official mating would wait until after the pup is born. it means he still has a chance to get out; to save his pup from a life he never wanted.

steve isn't allowed to leave the house after the wedding. the alpha claims it's for his and the pup's protection, but steve knows deep down it's just another way to control him. he has no contact with the outside world, and the only time he gets to leave is if the alpha is with him. he is confined to the walls of the house, with a maximum of 1 hour supervised outside time in the fenced in backyard each day. he isn't even allowed to CLEAN, because the alpha claims it's could endanger their pup, so a cleaning crew comes twice a week.

enter eddie, an alpha mob boss with a soft spot for omegas in bad home situations. he has often opened up a spare bedroom in his home to omegas just trying to make a better life for themselves and escape a bad situation.

he first spots steve at the grocery store with his alpha, immediately picking up on how uncomfortable he seems. he keeps his distance, but makes sure to keep an eye on the couple. at this point, steve is about six-ish months along in his pregnancy, so it's pretty clear to anyone who sees him.

eddie notices how the alpha's hand guides steve through the store a little too firmly. he sees the small flinches when the alpha's grip is a little tight. he hears the way the alpha talks to steve. eddie is suspicious. he's concerned about the omega's safety. something about the alpha gives eddie a bad feeling deep in the pit of his stomach. so he follows them. he still keeps his distance; he doesn't want the alpha to notice him in case it puts the omega in more danger. when they're starting to leave the store with their things, eddie buys a couple things and follows them out of the store.

eddie is walking toward the small parking lot, scanning for any sign that they're still there. then he hears the alpha's voice, and he doesn't like it. the deep rumble of an angry alpha sets eddie's skin on edge as he rounds the corner and finds them standing by an expensive car. steve is leaning against the side, eyes downcast, while the alpha berates him for whatever he thinks steve did wrong. he's got a tight grip on steve's wrist.

eddie tries to step in and make sure everything is okay, but he immediately gets brushed off and told to mind his business. of course, eddie still doesn't like the looks of this situation, and he's got resources. he gets in his car and immediately puts two of his guys on tailing. he tells them to call him the second steve is alone. and that's exactly what they do.

when eddie tries to talk to steve, to make sure he's really okay, steve lies. he says everything is fine, because it's what he has to say. he can't risk anything getting back to the alpha, and he doesn't know this man. obviously, eddie knows it's a lie. he can hear it in steve's voice, see it in his face and body language. so eddie does what eddie does best.

it's unexpected. it's sudden. to anyone who doesn't know eddie's m.o., it looks like a freak accident.

one minute, steve's husband is there, arguing over the fact that steve asked to paint the pup's nursery, and the next, he's gone forever.

and there's eddie, standing at his front door an hour later, offering him a way out. an escape.

a safe life for his pup.

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yay murder :3

Cousin Steve and Chrissy pt 2

Eddie is very startled by a knock on his door at 2 am, he was in the middle of a crazy good brain storming session for the next campaign for his club

When he sees that it's not only Steve, who has been nothing but nice to him, and that he's close to tears he softens his demeanor

"I don't sell outta my home anymore" he gently explains to the stressed smelling omega

"um... I'm not here for any of that... I was hoping you could help me someway else" Steve won't look him in the eye and instead is looking just slightly above his shoulder

Eddie lets Steve into his trailer and gets him a mug of water and motions for Steve to explain what it is that he needs help with at 2 in the morning

Steve fiddles with the mug and just blurts out "I was hoping you'd sleep with me"

Eddie nearly falls over from the shock of what he just heard

The two talk a little bit more and Eddie realizes that Steve heard rumors about Eddie helping people lose their virginity and was nice about it and never pushy

Which is true technically, Eddie has slept around a bit and a few of his partners were virgins but he hasn't helped as many people as there are claims

Eddie asks Steve if Chrissy knows he's even here

Steve admits no she doesn't and explains how she'd probably just run away with him and avoid this whole thing all together

Somehow during the conversation Eddie misunderstood that Steve was just there to sleep with him and thought he was actually after a mating, Eddie explains how he'll sleep with Steve but he doesn't know if he can mate with him

Steve is shocked and confused by the claim and before he knows it he's pouting up at Eddie and asking why not

Eddie tries to figure out a way to explain how he only wants to mate Steve if that's truly what he wants

Before he gets a chance Steve's heat hits early and the two head to Eddie's den, Steve's still nervous and softly says how he wouldn't be upset if they mated because at least he knows his mate

Eddie helps Steve make a nest on his bed and reminds Steve they only have to do what he's comfortable with, Steve pulls Eddie into the nest with him and spills the beans on his big crush on Eddie and how he seemed like a bad boy but in actuality he's just a big dork

The two lay there and kiss for a while until the heat becomes to unbearable for Steve anymore Eddie helps him out

They miss a few days of school and Steve's parents and his pack all are freaking out about where he is

Steve's parents and Chrissys parents get in a big fight with her because clearly she helped him run away and avoid his fate

Chrissy snarls and says she would do exactly that had she known they planned on just getting rid of him like that

When Steve and Eddie show back up at school everyone knows exactly what happened between the two of them

Chrissy almost fights Eddie until Steve steps in and says how he had to go behind her back because she wouldn't have allowed it and he proudly announces that the two of them are in love and are going to mate once they graduate that year

Wayne did come home once during the heat but smelt the heat and proceeded to stay at a friend's during the whole thing

When Steve's parents hear about this they yell at him for being a disgrace and a terrible omega, his pack is there for him to pick up the pieces and contradict his parents claims of him being a bad omega

Billy and Tommy both try to get between Eddie and Steve because obviously he'd do better with one of them, Tommy has money and Billy is the most attractive and the most proper alpha in his own words

Steve turns his nose up on them and sticks with Eddie, they end up mating during Eddie's rut before they graduate, Wayne leaves the trailer to them and moves in with Benny

Steve picks up shifts at Benny's when he can during the rest of the school year and it's actually Benny that picks up on the difference of Steve's scent and realizes that he might be pregnant

Eddie and Steve go to the doctor's and sure enough he's pregnant and they should be having their first pups by the end of the year, because of yeah it's twins

Steve shares the news with Chrissy and the rest of his pack while Eddie tells his band and his uncles

Wayne and Benny are happy to be grandparents to the pups and are trying to figure out how the twins came to be because they don't run in either family

Steve doesn't care he's just happy that his pups will already have a friend, funnily enough it's actually Eddie that has the bad pregnancy symptoms

Steve glows and gets thick and soft hair a pleasant scent and only has to deal with a little bit of morning sickness

Eddie meanwhile is vomiting, constantly has sore feet and has stringy/greasy hair

Robin finds it hilarious and never lets Eddie live it down

The delivery is hell, and Steve curses Eddie out nearly the whole time

Prologue: Eddie's music career takes off and they live comfortably while Steve stays home with their five pups growing up, Chrissy and Robin mate and have one child but are great aunts to their nieces and nephews

Nancy and Barb have an off again on again relationship that continues like that until they're in their late thirties and finally get married, the two never mate or have kids and they're okay with that

Jonathan meets a nice alpha named Argyle and they get married and look into adoption to expand their family and gain two sons

Everyone lives happily ever after except for Steve and Chrissys parents who never meet their grandkids and lose all their money ☺️

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10/10 no notes😙👌💕

Slick sunday brain 🧠 this is set in tht new years birth AU I sent a few slick sunday thoughts abt awhile ago, this little drabble is during the early days when they just had 1 bby to love

Thinking abt steddies first pup saying her first word.

She's early to babble in a way tht is starting to resemble words but nothing is clear enough to count as her "first word", Robin & Steve tease Eddie tht she gets it from him. Eddie tries to argue tht Wayne is quiet but Steve refutes this by bringing up tht Wayne might not talk as fast or as loud but tht man can sit & spin one tale of gossip after the other till either the sun goes down or he runs out of gossip.

One saturday the (currently) small family of 3 were going abt their morning. Eddie had gotten the pup changed into a clean diaper & comfy clothes while Steve started cooking breakfast for them all.

Their baby is placed in her high chair & is immediately babbling while steddie respond like the pup is fully conversing.

When Steve sits next to his puppy & starts feeding her he's doing all his usual vocal prompts of "say ah" & "say mama" & "say dada" & the pup simply giggles & chews & watches her parents w big eyes tht hold Steve's hazel color

Eddie looks at his beautiful mate & their sweet baby with hearts in his eyes eventually kissing Steve's cheek and saying "the baby mush must be especially tasty today my love"

Their puppy shrieks a giggle while her parents nuzzle their noses briefly then makes grabbing hands at the not yet full of food spoon Steve is holding, when Steve is not moving fast enough she takes a breath & says as clear as a summer day "Mawuv!"

The couple freeze.

"Did she just?" Steve asks Eddie

"Mawuv! Mawuv!" Said the hungry bby more insistent as she points at the mush. Steve feeds her another spoonful.

Then Eddie asks while pointing at steve just to be certain, "who's this baby bug?"

"Mawuv!"

Eddie refers to his mate as "my love" so frequently their pup thinks that's Steve's name🥰🥺💖

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babbbbyyyyyyy💕💕💕

Anonymous asked:

some worldbuilding thoughts for next slick sunday, im sure there's been posts and fics that cover this, but while writing my fic started to think about mating and pregnancy so i have an excuse for why steddie arent preoccupied by a potential pregnancy... i know most fics follow the path of conception occurs mostly during heats, esp for male omegas...which is a very interesting biological evolution. still needed a stronger defense for my fic tho, so i thought why not make it more complicated for male omegas to naturally conceive? so while not impossible for male omegas to get pregnant, it's just very rare without medical assistance and most just assume male omegas cant get pregnant accidentally. but i feel like the process wouldn't be as intense as ivf, more akin to birth control pills, im not very knowledgeable about hormones and biology so the idea is essentially hormone pills that will increase/intensify your fertility rates/ovulation period giving a male omega a better chance at conceiving. absolutely none of this will end up in the fic, and despite all this world building i am 100percent convinced that steve and eddie would be the outliers and still get pregnant by accident on the first try without any hormonal treatment...

i love making things more difficult for male omegas. it feels fair and it maximizes the angst possibilities!🤭

steddie omegaverse | kid fic | rated: T | 9.7k words

Steve is trying desperately to keep it together for the sake of his daughter. Ever since his mate died, neither one of them has smiled very much.
Eddie, an elementary school music teacher, sees a lonely pup in need of a friend and a beautiful omega longing to be cared for again.
They learn to make new music together.

This is also a late submission for @stmarchmm : Day 22 Pups/Children, Day 25 Scentmates/Soulmates, and Day 28 Broken Mating Bond!

Weekly reminder that tomorrow is Slick Sunday once again!

Just a heads up, I will be at a musical (Pretty Woman) tomorrow afternoon, so I might not be able to accommodate as many last minute submissions since I’m scheduling the posts! I only have a handful of asks at the moment, so I’d love to know what’s on everyone’s minds lately💛

Anonymous asked:

Do edibles taste good?

I've never been high, but some days I kinda wanna try.

But I also know...

I have an incredibly addictive personality.

So I won't.

They taste like weed + whatever “flavor” they are. So mine last night tasted like skunky orange creamsicle🦨🍊🍦

I also have an addictive personality, but I have rules for when I’m allowed to partake (basically no school nights because I sleep too well afterwards) and I’ve never felt like it was something I need in order to function, just a nice treat!

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