really?? right in front of my edible???

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

Ideal work schedule:

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Better take another one, maybe even three

Hell yeah white baby

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

WHEN ON PERIOD:

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

i know there’s probably a dozen reasons why this isn’t the case but you should get to have the mutuals icon in your notes when you’re mutuals through sideblogs. stop saying “following” that is my beloved mutual. this is sideblogphobia. :(

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it

do we vibe with the headcanon that alice is a system and wonderland is headspace