Bi Bitch

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

'because im nubby' pharell william's 'happy' 'nubby's number factory' song parity

I own nothing

all song/game belong to pharell william

for some of you

nobody posts Boil baby anymore..

The ones I have collected

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

my favourite part about this post

real and true

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

not me as a normal 8yr old girl living in central indiana going to sleep in my little princess bed & waking up in a coffin in a decrepit palace made of volcanic rock, realizing my life of going to 3rd grade and playing dress-up doll video games was merely an elaborate dream and that not only am I a malevolent undead wizard, but I also live in the outer reaches of the Dark Realms, literally every person I’ve ever known myself included is actually an evil 8ft tall skeleton in dark billowing robes with flaming eyes, & we have all been living in rotting stone towers & cursing each other for 500000000 million years.

Guy who likes music

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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gregg and tim saying 'dragon ball super broly'

on one of those cunty bluetooth earpieces in a crowded bus: personally i prefer the singer in the smokey room. the cityboy and smalltown girl simply arent as exciting to me as the smell of wine and cheap perfume