your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

can't wait to see Cole, Egalt and Morro meet in dr season 3 and have 5 minutes of Andrew Francis just talking to himself

Kai failing miserably at haggling in s5 even though he was running a business at a super young age and Jay asking what a mirage was despite growing up in a desert are ninjago moments with the exact same energy to me

WHY IS GR33NFL4ME SUDDENLY ALL OVER MY FEED NOOOOO NO FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!

I was as taught that if it’s a man and I’m able, kick them as hard as possible in the balls. Apparently it hurts badly enough to render them unable to move/attack for a bit, long enough to call for help or run or beat him up further so he genuinely can’t continue to attack you

Y’all I’m not a reblogger and I do NOT like heavy content on my account but this is something super important and it’s a big deal, I didn’t know a lot of this stuff and I’ve been educated on how to protect myself for a while, just proof how much reblogging this could save a life. Please keep passing it around.

If you hit someone someone in the liver, which would be right side under the breast, with a good amount of strength you could incapacitate for a minute or more, maybe even severely injure them. The liver is a great to place to hit because it’s one of the biggest organs in the body and often will knock the wind out of the reciever.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

For anyone who needs this

!!!!

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

Talking about Llorumi with other Llorumi shippers

"my mom used to call me that! i was her precious little gift."

jays mom calling him 'gift of jay' hits differently when u remember he was left on her doorstep

I love Ninjago wholeheartedly

But one thing I do not get is the argument of who holds the braincell! They're all smart people! Kai had to figure out how to raise a child at like 8-10, Jay fixed the bounty and is an amazing mechanic, Lloyd has at least some battle strategies besides running into danger, Cole has the most emotional stability out of all of them, Zane is a fucking ninjroid, Nya built most of their cars in the first few season and her own SECRET BASE! They are all extremely smart and saying only one of them holds the braincell is insulting.

That being said, the 'braincell' is used as a term for whoever has the most common sense. And that would be Pixal.

She has built all of their weapons and vehicles in the later seasons and even tries to reason with them to not do stupid shit (it doesn't work but she tries).

Let's hope Pixal never becomes a Ninja because it seems Ninja trade braincells for spinny powers.

shout out to jay walker for being the only character in all of ninjago to break the fourth wall

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore