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It is one of those days when Crowley would prefer a simpler corporeal form, and that's how they'd end up a tiny, curled-up snake tucked away in Aziraphale's pocketwatch pocket.

And then, a stranger walks into the bookshop and tries to flirt with Aziraphale.

Aziraphale is quick to clarify, "I’m flattered, but I’m taken." aND THEN Crowley's tiny head emerges from the pocket, eyes narrowing as he hisses:"Yeah, turn those heelsssss around, asssshole."

*One memory miracle later...*

Aziraphale: *sighs, exasperated* "How many times? You cannot hiss at clients"

Crowely: *slithers indignantly* "He sssstarted it!!!"

Aziraphale: "We should see other people, you know, to deceive Heaven and Hell"

Crowley: *changes their corporeal form* "Better?"

Aziraphale: *sighs, shaking his head* "That's not quite what I meant, darling."

So. Crowley definitely helped write Stars by Simply Red. Like…

“Stay a minute, can’t you see that I wanna fall from the stars straight into your arms, I feel you, I hope you comprehend” ???

“A lover’s promise never came with a maybe”

“So many words are left unspoken, the silent voices are driving me crazy”

Bruh.

Be. For. REAL. Too niche?

NOT HIS FREAKING WINGS FROWNING TOO, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

how did I not notice this until now???

Aziraphale was practically buzzing with excitement at the thought of asking Crowley to dance!!!

Crowley is warning him, concerned about the danger outside, and yet Aziraphale seems unable to hear a word. The look in his eyes — dear God, they are glowing with love.

So he knows, of course he knows. Aziraphale has known for a while now, but has always been too hesitant to act on it. But now, now he wants to make a move, and he does!!

All usual reservations aside, he draws inspiration from the pages of the novels he adores, hoping it’s enough to show how he feels!!! Cause he still can't say it!!

And yet, it is so easy for Crowley to believe Aziraphale does not love him back, I am so mad

I love them but they are infuriating

I'm obsessed with the way the background in this frame makes it look as if Aziraphale has wings of fire—on consacrated ground, no less — while he realises he cannot deny his feeling for Crowley any longer.

am I delusional? yes sssir !!!

Fellas, is it homosexual sin if you raise a toast 'to the world' but end up drowning in the eyes of your 6,000-year-old situationship—because, let’s be real, they’re the only world that’s ever mattered?

Just asking for a couple of friends...

For the series: is it Hozier lyrics or Good Omens? Episode 2

Today's choice is going to hurt as much as kissing your 6000 years situationship only to hear them say 'I forgive you',, just saying

"Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I"

You could say that it's almost like... you know... no nightingale

Let’s play a game: Hozier lyrics or Good Omens?

Today’s pick is a classic: 'You called me 'angel' for the first time, my heart leapt from me."

Any wild guesses? Poetic lyrics or celestial homo drama?

I know for a fact that it was Crowley who started the whole "angel" pet name among humans— what a convenient little trick to keep Aziraphale from getting too suspicious.

I'll never get over this