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empty plastic bottle is like fortnite for puppies
'balloon d'amour (balloon light reacting to touch, turns red when approached)' by soixante circuits, 2008 in love design - daab (2009)
Proper Puckerplant Care
comm from @wyree of Veevee enjoying some extended intimacy with her favorite Puckerplants... they can be a bit high maintenance, but you certainly don't see her complaining about giving them what they want~
it helps that they smell, and taste, and feel, absolutely divine...
whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick
I have dodged and parried every javelin thrown at me thus farβ¦just one more and I can marry the chieftainβs daughter!Β
Yuntkujeru the Lightning-Armed:
Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.
Or the park perhaps. Iβm not well versed in the hobbies of the modern canine companion.
oh, oh youre not a dairy goat? youre the guard dog? oh shit dude my bad, really, it's just, your titsβ
Why are they making me do people tasks I'm just. I'm a dog. Doing this shit with my paws sucks dude
It's so easy to be clicker trained... Ir's so easy to be clicker trained. It's *so* easy to be *click*er trained. It's so easy to hear the *click* and give in. Hear the *click* and give in. *click* give in.
*click*
Give in.
*click*
Obey.
*click*
Drop.
*click*
Good Pet.