Fish-tastic! (sfw t-word fic)
(This one is kinda short, but I haven’t posted in a while sooooo)
Glisten sighed as he stared at the fishbowl. “I’m not doing this Finn.”
Being trapped in the elevator with the most annoying toon he knew was not a good start to Glisten’s morning.
Finn gave him pleading puppy dog eyes. Glisten groaned.
A voice came from behind Finn. Gigi looked at the fish bowl with curiosity.
Glisten cried, but it was too late. Finn’s smile widened as he turned to Gigi.
“FISH-ious temper Glisten has today!”
Finn giggled, looking back at the mirror, who stared at him in disgust.
“Get me OUT of this elevator!”
Glisten started pounding on the elevator door.
“Oh my COD Glisten get a grip!”
“I…SEA what you did there!”
Finns eyes widened in admiration as he giggled.
Glisten groaned as Gigi laughed harder.
Luckily for the mirror the run was pretty much over as the elevator door opened, revealing the lobby.
“I’m out of here. I’m telling Rodger you’re both bullying me!”
Glisten called out as he strutted away.
“Well, he’s ofFISHally pissed!”
Finn giggled as he turned to Gigi.
“I did not know you knew fish puns! Cod I am so proud!”
Finn wrapped his arm around Gigi as they walked out the elevator.
“Well…I learned from the best.”
Gigi smiled as Finn blushed.
“I wouldn’t say I was the BEST but-“
“GOOB?!” Finn shouted, louder than he meant to.
“When has Goob EVER made a fish pun?”
“Just yesterday, actually. You weren’t there.”
“What even was the joke?”
Gigi thought for a moment.
Finn eyed Gigi suspiciously.
“Are you squidding me right now?”
Gigi shrugged, avoiding eye contact.
“Okay then, lets ask Goob what the joke was. I’m sure he’ll let minnow!”
“I knew it! No-one tells better fish jokes than me!”
Finn then turned to face Gigi.
“You’re not a very good liar, y’know!”
Gigi playfully punched Finn’s shoulder, chuckling.
After the giggling toned down, Finn spoke up.
“We should really find Glisten before he talks to Rodger, I don’t want another lecture from him.”
Finn went to grab Gigi’s hand, but accidentally grabbed her side, resulting in a giggly yelp.
Gigi slammed her arm down, protecting her side.
Finn took a while to process what had happened, but when he realised, his eyes widened and he gave a big goofy grin.
“N-No!! You just startled me!”
Gigi went to walk away but Finn squeezed her side again.
Gigi snapped around and grabbed his hand.
“You know, I wasn’t lying when I said you’re a bad liar…”
Finn shook Gigi’s hands away and started tickling her sides.
Gigi wiggled around, waving her arms frantically.
“Oh Gigi, this is krilling you isn’t it?”
Finn laughed, as he tickled faster.
“HEHEHEHEHEHE NOHOHOHOHOHOHO”
“My cod, this is kraken me up!”
Finn then moved his hands to Gigi’s stomach.
Gigi shook around even harder, trying to use her arms to defend herself, to no avail.
“Wow, you sure do love these fish puns, hehe!”
“I wonder what will happen if I go….HERE!”
He then went up to Gigi’s underarms.
Gigi was practically crying with laughter at this point, slamming her arms down.
The gachapon was lucky Connie wasn’t here to witness this ordeal, she would never hear the end of it.
“Ooooh a bad spot? You’re fin-ished!” Finn continued to scribble his fingers as Gigi squirmed frantically.
“NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHHhhhppp”
Gigi’s voice started to get weaker, her squirming becoming slower.
“Hmm, looks like you’ve haddock nough!”
Finn then stopped the tickling, leaving poor Gigi giggling.
“Aw c’mon, it was shrimply funny!”
Finn laughed, patting Gigi on the back.
A deep, stern voice interrupted the two gigglebugs.
Man, they had forgotten completely about Glisten and Rodger.
Rodger’s stern demeanour didn’t change as he stared at the two, not a hint of a smile in sight. Glisten peered from behind him, a small smirk on his face.
