Title? Its just me wanting Andy to fuck me up.

A/N- Ya know what, Sweaters in a mood today. It is what it is. And its Andy today. That bastard below is taking all my hoe thots and making them his. Yup. Andy Fucking Barber. WARNINGS- control, throat grabbing, cum eating, getting covered in cum. Andy just being fine as fuck watching you. Male masturbation. Idk thats it. Thats the fic. Porn. 

Andy up in the bed, his back braced against the headboard while your hovering just over a muscled thigh, biting your lip while looking at him, waiting for him to tell you to start. 

“Where do your hands belong Baby?” he asks and you immediately pull them behind your back, fingers weaving together to keep them in place. That move alone rewards you with a smile from Andy, a soft caress of his thumb along your cheek. “Good girl.” god hearing that could make you purr. His hand dropped to your throat, fingers lightly pressing against the column, making you whimper and arch your head back a bit so the width of his hand easily fit. 

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This Time Around

Summary- 1.7k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. Ransom and You are moving forward, in a very real relationship kind of way. Maybe, finally, you and Ransom figured out how this works.

Warnings- Smut. This is a cheating series. If that content bothers you, please don't read. This is an 18+ Only Blog.

A/N- The conclusion of Ransom and Kitten! SURPRISE. Yes, it is short but it feels right for these two after the turbulence they went through. I hope you all enjoy. Thank you so much to everyone who has shared this series. Dividers made by @firefly-graphics

And thank you @sagechanoafterdark and @drabblewithfrannybarnes for all the times you guys have dropped in my inbox about these two. All those convos screaming at each other about them really helped get them where they are.

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“It’s perfect.” Your gaze lifted around the midcentury modern home with its abundance of open space and glass windows. Ransom followed in behind you, brown leather shoes a soft thump on the hardwood floors, his gaze also looking around. 

The windows, you knew they would be a big selling point for Ransom when he first mentioned this house to you and you agreed to come see it. 

“I know it’s perfect. Why I already bought it for us.” He said, a knowing smug look on his face as you twirled around with a gasp. 

“You already bought it?!” 

“Had to, piece of property like this Kitten will be gone like that.” He snapped his fingers. 

“What about your apartment?” Your arms folded over your chest, looking around the wide open space. It was warm and welcoming for you while still being all crisp and clean like Ransom preferred. “You going to sell that?” 

“Nope, that is also too good to let go with a location like that. I thought we could move in here, try it out. If we like it, I will lease out the apartment. Or we can just keep it as is Kitten, a place for us to crash when we wanna be in the city.” Ransom mimicked you teasing, his arms folding across his chest.

Whos Teaching Who?

Summary- Ransom x Y/N. Your Ransoms tutor and supposedly stumble on him jerking off. Do you help out? Smut, it’s really just smut and that’s about it. So like don’t have any kind of high expectations to actual storyline or plot. 

A/N- @entitleddrysdale​ Here ya go buddy, remember how I said we could laugh at how ridiculously wrong I was about your secret? I’m ready for it. @alexis-venkman​ of course Babes you need to join this party. XD  @official-and-unstable-satan​ to. You mentioned you wanted to see how this turned out. 

Warnings- As I said before, Smut. Nsfw. Male Recieving Oral. Bad language. Name Calling. Amber’s Interesting Writing. Really there isn’t much more else to give.  

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Precarious Agreements

You have known Hugh Ransom Drysdale since you two were teenagers sneaking into each other's rooms. Grown and on your own, you two had an arrangement that worked out for both of you, friends with benefits.

In very Ransom style, it cost you your job and you were done with him. Swore off the trust fund prick. But when he reenters your life, you find that maybe you weren't entirely done with him just as he wasn't done with you.

Warnings- This has the reader cheating on her current boyfriend. This is an 18+ Only Blog. Minors are not allowed.

You Cant Get Better Than A Thrombey- 4.7 Ransom x You. You and Ransom have a good thing going. Friends with benefits and nothing more. But Ransom’s selfish ways end up ruining it, and you are done. Gone. You moved on with your life. Until one traveling night that brings you back to the city you had left behind, and of course Ransom Drysdale shows up. Written for imanuglywombat​ Wombat’s Ugly 4k Challenge. 

Where You At Kitten?- 1.2k Ransom Drysdale x You. You were quick to leave in the morning, a regular walk of shame habit for you. Shame Ransom woke up with his own issues that you could have helped him with. Warnings- Male Masturbation.

The Bed’s Too Loud- 3.9k Ransom Drysdale x Reader. You are stuck at a family obligation and you just need a release from keeping your family from knowing you are not “the perfect daughter.” currently. What ended up as a quick message to Ransom proves that he is a man of action. Warnings- This is absolutely because I was in a mood and not thoroughly edited. Smut with a small plot to lead to it. Also, the reader is a cheater, with Ransom encouraging it. PLEASE! if this bothers you, do not read.

Appointment Scheduled- 2.7k Ransom Drysdale x Reader. Since that night at your parents, you haven’t been to see Ransom. Not that he wasn’t always on your mind. But you continue to defend your ‘FWB’ term that is all he is. Ransom gets tired of receiving physical silence from you. Warnings- somewhat mad mean Ransom, reader in denial of her feelings, some in the office over the desk sex. This is a cheater fic, the reader is cheating on her boyfriend and Ransom is encouraging this. Please if this bothers you, do not read it.

Additional Date Night-  2.2k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. You are on a date with Neil. Neil who is trying to be sweet and caring with you, Neil who makes you want to scream in frustration. Ransom though happens to find his way there too and you want to scream all over again in frustration.

Don’t Be Late- 3.7k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. Ransom invites you to Blood Like Wine, having something he wants to tell you in person. Of course when visiting Ransom, it’s never quite just to talk and today he seems like he has a need for something only you can give him.Warnings- This is a cheater fic. Oral sex, male receiving. This is an 18+ Blog only. Walt verbally abusing Ransom.

GOing For All Or Nothing- 5k Ransom Drydale x Kitten. Harlan invited you to celebrate the successful book launch thanks to Ransom’s hard work at Blood like Wine. Of course, you will come, but are you ready to deal with the rest of the Thrombey family? Is Ransom ready for the drama they always bring to the table?

The Reward Goes Too...- 5k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. Deciding to draw a stalemate in your game of Go, an agreement is reached between you and Ransom. You would spend a weekend with Ransom, phone free and he would let you read his manuscript. You also come up with the perfect time to do this, Johanna having brought you to Boston for work reasons. It's also the perfect time to unwind with your best friend Ellie. Of course, Ellie is just as much an instigator and supporter of you being happy with Ransom...

The Weekend: Deal's A Deal (Part One)- 3.6k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. Time for You to spend that weekend with Ransom. It's just a weekend, nothing can really come from spending any real amount of time together, it's all just mutual fun.

The Weekend: Let's Bargain For More (Part Two)- 3.7k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten The weekend is going perfectly for you and Ransom. Between multiple sexcapades where Ransom expertly ruins you, there are moments of something you never had with Ransom before. Then Ransom drops the last thing you expect on you.

Letting The Truth Free- 4.7k Ransom x Kitten. Ransom admitted his feelings and used those big words that you were so afraid of. There was an agreement between you and Ransom, he wasn't ever supposed to love you. Now it's all up to you about what to do next. Who will it be? Ransom or Neil?

This Time Around- 1.7k Ransom Drysdale x Kitten. Ransom and You are moving forward, in a very real relationship kind of way. Maybe, finally, you and Ransom figured out how this works.

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Gingerbread Delights, Ransoms New Favorite Cookie- 2.7k Ransom x Kitten. The Christmas season is upon them and one of your favorite times of the year. Ransom though… not so much. But your baked goods might just change his mind. Smut.

Purr For Me- 1.8k Ransom x Kitten. Ransom comes home in a foul mood due to his family using Blood Like Wine resources for Joni’s new venture, which also happens to ruin the weekend plans he had with you. You though are all about cheering Ransom up.

Classing Up Macy's- 1.5k Ransom x Kitten. Ransom scored a trip to New York City thanks to Harlan needing someone to promote his newest novel. Lucky for Ransom, he was able to bring you along for the trip.

Needed The Break- 1.9k Ransom x Kitten. Ransom has been hard at work on another manuscript and you are so proud of him. But all work and no play is not good for Ransom and you are sure to distract him occasionally for a small stress reliever.

Cranky, Foul, Very Bad Day- 1.2k Ransom x Kitten. Walt has yet again fucked up Ransom's day.

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Ohh my goodnesssss 🥺🥺🥺 This is all I want for him!!! You made his house a home and his heaven beyond that 😭 Soft!Ransom will forever get me right in the feels. I loved every single word of this!

HERE for it!!!

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pairing : dean winchester x fem!reader

warnings : oral sex ( fem receiving ), fingering, dean being well dean, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, my continued poor attempts at smut, not proofread.

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i was made for lovin' you.

OR after years of unsaid emotions, supressed feelings and goddamn urges— you and dean finally confront the thing you'd both been avoiding: how there's so much you wanna do in the darkness. and you're gonna make all come true. tonight.

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Driving Home For Christmas

Summary: You’ve been avoiding spending any special occasion with your father ever since Steve became part of the family, but after many years of excuses, you find yourself back at home, and very much the subject of Steve’s affections.

Characters: Stepbrother!Steve x F!Reader.

Words: 2.5K.

Warnings: stepcest, step-sibling relationship, explicit sexual content, female masturbation, hate masturbation :), semi-public sexual acts, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), 18+. MINORS DNI.

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DECEMBER 22ND

“… Make my wish come true. Baby, all I want for Christmas… is—”

You quickly shut off the radio with a heavy sigh. Sick to death of the constant deluge of Christmas songs filling up every station you switch to, you wish you had taken up your father’s offer to replace your banged up old Buick with something newer. You would’ve taken anything that had a Bluetooth connection at this point, just so you don’t have to spend the next four and a half hours sitting in silence as you reluctantly drive home for the holidays. You don’t need to be in a foul mood before you even arrive.

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True Colours

Summary: The idea of Steve Rogers being Y/N’s stepdad sounded like a goddamn dream, but the reality was much different.

Characters: Step Dad!Steve x Step Daughter!Reader, implied Jock!Bucky Barnes x Reader.

Words: 2839.

Warnings: stepfather/stepdaughter relationship, age gap relationship (reader is 18+), size kink, bratty!reader, mentions of oral sex (male and female receiving), light choking, light degradation, breath play, rough sex, creampie.

A/N: This stemmed from the fact that I felt I could no longer exploit this particular trope with Negan any more, having already written a bunch of fics with him at the forefront so I decided to brainstorm with my PIC (yes, I’m talking about you Bee) and the idea came about that I could use apply it to the MCU or Supernatural. I decided to hit the Marvel route as dirty Steve makes my stomach flutter. However, that being said, I do have a Step Dad!Sam/Uncle!Dean series coming very soon. Thank you always to @opheliadawnwalker3 for your amazing feedback and for inspiring me to possibly write a sequel. Credit for GIF unknown. Beta: @negans-lucille-tblr but all the general bullshit is entirely mine. While likes are gold, feedback is golden. Masterlists/taglists can be found in my bio. Subscribe to Patreon and get access to fics two weeks before Tumblr.

Just the idea of Steve Rogers being your stepdad sounded like a goddamn dream. America’s golden boy, the nation’s sweetheart; you expected a gentleman to step through the doors of your home and you’d become the perfect little family.

But the reality was much different.

You were always an unruly child and hard to tame but your mom chalked it down to the difficult divorce causing you to act out as a way of coping. It was partly that, but the other side of you simply enjoyed playing on the wrong side of the tracks.

Steve didn’t like it.

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Aesthetics of Hate

Summary: Hate is a strong word but not strong enough to describe how much Y/N abhors her asshole of a step-brother.

Characters: Dean x StepSister!Reader, Sam, John, OFC.

Words: 4831.

Warnings: step sibling relationship, some serious sexual tension, unprotected sex, female masturbation, smut.

A/N: What started out as a very small idea, this story literally took on a life of its own. Inspired a little by Cruel Intentions but without all some of the seduction and none of the warped ending. Forget everything about their pasts, this is entirely AU and I know Dean would be like 25/26 when this is set so lets just ignore the fact he still lives with his Daddy and enjoy. Massive thank you to @mystra-midnight and @crashdevlin who have been amazing supports while I’ve been bombarding them with draft after draft and keeping me motivated. Not beta’ed so all errors, spelling mistakes and general bullshit are entirely mine. While likes are gold, feedback is golden. Masterlists/taglists can be found in my bio.

You hate Dean Winchester as much as he hates you. It’s a win-win situation that only the person stood in the crossfire of your contempt for each other is going to lose and that person unfortunately was usually your mother.

She married for love three years ago but that love unfortunately brought with him his two sons Dick One and Dick Two, settling them into the house you had shared with her for most of your teenage years before the Winchesters barged in and set up camp. Dick Two— or Sam, wasn’t all bad - he was a nice guy with an ass like a peach but always ended up the mediator when you and Dick One would argue. Dick One, on the other hand, was a complete and utter— dick.

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