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Fuck it, the Steve is bisexual because he ran out of women joke. Flip it. Steve fucked his way through the male population before he ever made it to women.

It was disguised as ‘getting ready for girlfriends’ but Steve was a majority of the boy’s first kisses.

Eddie, who came to the party late, had no idea about Steve’s queer past and assumes he is straight.

Hilarity ensues where Steve does not realize that nobody knows he’s not straight.

He’s flirting with Eddie and Robin is giving him the stink eye because she thinks Steve is playing with Eddie’s feelings.

Tommy, being Steve’s childhood friend, clocks the pathetic pining after being in family video for five minutes. He gives Munson the shovel talk because Steve was his best friend. Eddie on the other hand is just puzzled.

“But Steve is straight?”

“He did not seem that way when my dick was in his mouth.”

Eddie just stares at Tommy, slack jawed.

“Look, I was just experimenting. I don’t actually like men like that, Steve does and he’s all yours. But, you better treat him well, or else.”

Eddie nods, and Tommy leaves.

Eddie enters the empty family video again and screeches like a fucking hyena before jumping onto Steve. They both fall to the ground and just start making out on the floor.

Robin is horrified.

Last Line Tag Game

Rules: Post the last line you wrote, then tag as many people as there are words.

I was tagged by @fuctacles and @after-the-end-times 💛🖤Thank y'all so much!

And 16 (no pressure) tags for 16 words:

@klausinamarink @ataliagold @steddie-island @formosusiniquis @queenie-ofthe-void

@tinytalkingtina @bifuriouswaterbender @eriquin @steveseddie @sidekick-hero

@nixie-deangel @little-annie @wheneverfeasible @just-my-latest-hyperfixation @starryeyedjanai

@onirislanding

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A very happy Steddie Winter Exchange to @sangrientojoe - inspired by one of their fic threads

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Today's contributor spotlight features Annie, @little-annie !

She will be recreating The Lament for Icarus, by Herbert James Draper 🌟

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Uncle Wayne Core

WIP Weekend

Rules: Send me an emoji in an ask, and I'll write 3-5 sentences and/or paragraphs from that WIP. No limits to the amount of emojis you can request, please feel free to send multiple!

Been a couple weeks since I've done this, but that's because I was busy finishing two major WIPs :D

Happy to report that Soaring Symphony is now published in its entirety, and the next installment of the Running with the Devil Steddie role reversal has been fully written now! Can't wait to share this novella-length character study with y'all soon, it was so much fun to work on.

Got some new emojis in the mix this week:

🐶 B.A.D. D.O.G. (sequel to the college AU puppy play Stomeddie/Stommie fic is back to being worked on actively again. Time for the boys to get a little messy.

🧜‍♂️ Participating in the STMonsterCalendar Mermay Bingo event, so I've got some fun WIPs in play for this, including non-Steddie pairings! Will be a mix of SFW and NSFW

🏴‍☠️ Argh Me Matey: "Eddie writes the world's worst erotica about characters who are just poorly disguised versions of himself and Steve. They're not dating." the fic

Tagging a few folks if they want to join in (and if you see this and want to join in, consider yourself tagged): @little-annie @hbyrde36 (thanks for the tag last week :D)

@augustjustice @helpimstuckposting @steddie-island

Enjoy a snippet from Mermay below the cut (CW for some forced nudity and unwanted touching told through a non-human 3rd party witness)

Wayne gets a call from Hawkins Elementary that Eddie hasn’t been to school in two days.

They couldn’t get ahold of Al on the phone, as usual. Wayne hopes his suspicions are wrong, but he already knows what he’s going to find when he shows up to the shabby old house on Philadelphia street with a McDonald’s bag in hand.

His knock on the door goes unanswered, but he sees small fingers and big round eyes peeking through the side window blinds. 

“Hey, Eddie, it’s your Uncle Wayne. Open the door, it’s alright.”

Eddie shuffles away from the window, but there’s still no answer.

“You hungry? I brought those nugget things you like, that’s all. Some kinda toy in here too.”

After a moment, the door slowly opens a sliver. One big button eye peeks through the crack and a pale skinny arm reaches out.

Wayne hands over the food. “Gonna let me come inside?” 

Eddie’s arm snakes back in with the bag like a claw machine. But after another moment, the door swings open fully, revealing Eddie in rumpled clothes at least a couple days worn. The shadows under his eyes tell Wayne all he needs to know.

“Dad’s gone to the store,” Eddie smiles nervously, he didn’t inherit Al’s ability to lie behind it. “He said he’ll be right back.”