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Food Crime: Frosty the Slawman

so a while ago, I saw this photo going around on tumblr:

at first, I thought this was photoshopped. I mean, "welcome new man in your life"? that feels like a translation error, or someone being silly on purpose.

but guess what! turns out, Frosty Slaw Man is real!

and soon...he will be mine. let's get cooking

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shirecorn

the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes

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every day I go through the tags on this post and collect the 10k ones to scream at them

no. NO NO

never. it will never be a 10k post. if this post gets 10k notes I'll fucking eat my words (by that I mean I will scribble down 'words' on a small piece of paper and eat it)

my fate is gonna be eating paper if this gets 10k notes

you know what. if this gets 20k I'll paint the words 'oh no' on my nails. I'm already suffering enough might as well make it worse

LIES

I'm blowing up your house

they're doing note laundering in there

licking the fucking ham

i made the note laundering ham slab in spore [2008]

is

THE NOTE LAUNDERING HAM SLAB

peel-able?

for the sake of you having actually eaten the paper,

yes

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