Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

THEY’RE ALL SO PRETTY

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

The Devil You Don't [Explicit]

Chapter 44: The Sacred Secret

Well i mashed this bastard of a chapter out all in one go, and this time we get a rare Raphael PoV. Mr Wincott I sincerely apologise for likely butchering your character, but boy it was fun to write.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53433709/chapters/165735019

Did she understand how hard it had been the first time he had wrapped his body around her exhausted frame and coaxed her into taking comfort? How it had torn at his very nature to do it, and how starved he became for the gesture of her sleeping trust when he had?  Did her infuriatingly complex nature comprehend how the most primal aspects of his hellish nature constantly demanded he sink his teeth into her flesh and consume her again and again until she would belong to him in a way no other mortal or devil could touch?

No, she did not. And nor would she, because above all else, he would never relinquish that illusion of control. She must always fear his anger and retribution, to allow otherwise was to let her understand a power over him that should never have been allowed to flourish. The ritual had asked much of her, but it had wrenched its own price from him too, a price that sat both sweet, bitter and unfamiliar on his tongue and in his heart. It was a mortal’s price, and that enraged him, even while he was forced to accept that it was the price he had to pay for that one chance to have everything he wanted.

The artwork in my wee scrappy banner of course belongs to the lovely @littleplasticrat and is used with their permission. So please go take a look at her work while you're on the Raphael train, as it's well worth it!

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

Genesis / Apocalypse

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BLASPHEMOUS 2

gortash and raphael if they slayed.

@for-tymora

Natalia Bezvulyak aka Наталья Безвуляк aka Nasei (Russian, b. Moscow, Russia) - Hunting a Fly from exhibition Snow, Moon, Flowers, Drawings: Ink on Japanese Paper

His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

Neil Burnell aka Neil J. Burnell (British, b. 1974, Brixham, England) - Photographs I took from Middle-Earth, Photography