Had a dream where I was one of two partnered Jokers. I was the one that robbed a grocery store, specifically for bread, and I insisted on using the extremely tiny gun. I arrived as an elderly woman was also robbing it.

She tried to taze me but did not pierce my clothing, so I shot her dead. People thanked me about it while I stole as many baguettes as possible in front of them. Just like shoving huge French breads into my coat pockets.

Sorry grandma, you're tonight's biggest loser.

You’re not too ugly or broad or tall or manly to be a girl. You’ll make a beautiful girl, i know it

You’re not too ugly or broad or tall or manly to be a girl. You’ll make a beautiful girl, i know it

ur payin eighty dollars for this?

genuinely, what the fuck is the point of this?

Genuinely, it is to prevent you from owning your own games.

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

Enjoy? I revel in it. Nice nepo baby pfp <3

reported for religious intolerance!

I reported you for suspected terrorism

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

Enjoy? I revel in it. Nice nepo baby pfp <3

DUDE

Feels like a good time to remind people his Hyperloop bullshit was just a ploy to kill another high speed rail.

playing retro games that you don’t have personal nostalgia for is a great way to realize how unforgivably horrendous things like level design were back in the day

My experience with halo combat evolved

This is what being autistic is like

It feels to weird for me to do I think they'll attack me for my nakedness

Not weird, it's like exposing yourself in a firefight.

It feels to weird for me to do I think they'll attack me for my nakedness

Honestly stop drawing pictures of Stewie smoking cigarettes or weed.

Look how badass he is......bet you feel foolish..,

Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

The first simple multicellular animals didnt have distinct sexes at all

before time you can technically argue nothing was straight

Adam and Steve didn't fight for their rights to be ignored