tell her about the craic niall

scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

i do this to u

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

why did he eat this 

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

go on

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

why are all of y'all like 5'3. whatcha doin down there