this vine saved me

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

Dark Souls is, somehow, both!

Home decor store clerk: sadly the vintage style oval wicker and glass coffee table is display only and is currently not for sale.

Me: understandable. Well I think that’ll be all for me this evening. I have a very important meeting to get to thank you.

osprey with a fishy meal

This is what I mean when I say I want werehog and doom morph together

Charizard and Hisuian Typhlosion ko-fi doodle for skippygiraffee! 🌷

fish backpack

old habits die hard

Love to see Zionists getting thrown out of internet communities. Love to see people shutting them down with "you are a fascist" and refusing to engage further with any comments or explanations and just banning them from any shared spaces. You all can so easily cheer for murder of thousands but cry when people don't want to be associated with you? Lol. Anyway I hope you get the boot from even more shared spaces, both online and offline.

"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

shiny quilava 💫