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I LIE FREQUENTLY AND INCOSISTENTLY

@lobsterwizard / lobsterwizard.tumblr.com

Who even fucking knows at this point

ok but listen the black parade died in 2008 and will's last performance with the tapeworms before the slouching towards bethlehem tour was in 2018 and thats 10 years apart

whats ten divided by 2 thats right 5

both mcr and will wood have 4 albums that everyone talks about (bullets, revenge, the black parade, danger days / eial, self-ish, the normal album (notice how both third albums are titled THE something. and happen to be the best ones in my honest opinion. thats right), icimi), 1 album that people mention less cus they dont see it as part of the big 4 (conventional weapons / camp here and there), and 2 live albums from very different eras (1 of which is a part of/associated with a documentary abt them (the real will wood & life on the murder scene)) which means to complete the prophecy they both need a 5TH album

which leads us to a conclusion that mcr5 is REAL and new will wood album in 2025 is REAL and its gonna be a COLLAB and Gerard Way and Will Wood are gonna KISS on stage while holding a pride flag and its gonna be beautiful and everyone will cry

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Suddenly had to find this post because this is absolutely Georgie Barker in TMagP ep 34

haha well, I've got to go NOT start the apocalypse (wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, whink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wi

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hey jonny, i just thought you'd want to know that character.ai has an ai-generated imitation of your voice and i'm not sure what other websites might have it or where it originated :(

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Yeah, it's a fucking garbage state of affairs but, as a somewhat well-known performer with a pretty distinctive voice it doesn't exactly shock me. Needless to say I think anyone who used this is a mediocre waste of skin and if they ever tell me in person they've used it then 50/50 I punch them in the teeth.

I can't wait for a couple of years when it all collapses just like every other niche-but-interesting-technology-with-limited-use-cases-sold-as-a-universal-panacea-to-gormless-CEOs grift (blockchain being the best example). Because the thing is, none of these things actually make any money and cost a vast amount, so as soon as all the dumb venture capital funding dries up and AI is required to actually start paying for itself, the bubble bursts and the whole industry is fucked.

That said, it's gonna be rough when it happens - a lot of companies have invested very heavily in AI and they're going to be hurting badly. I know of more than one media company whose idiot executives invested ridiculous amounts into NFTs and ended up laying off massive swathes of workers when that obvious fucking scam collapsed. I suspect the AI crash is gonna be even worse than that. And by then it will have drowned the Internet in slop. We'll see, I guess.

Anyway, anyone who uses AI is a soulless fucking husk of a person who cannot tell half-digested vomit from culture, and I would pity them if they weren't making the world such a measurably worse place to exist.

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Anonymous asked:

i ate several peices of paper with assordted audience

Okay 👍 slay king

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No, I was the right person. We’re best friends now and you will be invited to my assaination of Franz Ferdinand themed birthday party later. Don’t take a wrong turn on your way there though.

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Once I dreamt Will Wood did a social experiment where he did a live stream and if it had 0 viewers he would make new music, then his internet failed and the stream crashed so he was forced to make new music, he wrote an album called “I hate you all (you all suck)” and it went viral on tiktok to the point he was on tv shows and really well known as “that one tiktok guy” he was so fed up he went on tour where he just reprimanded each member of the audience individually by name. Every show sold out

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