Angel

Zevran, meeting the warden:

the crows send their regards

congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are

commission for @unseelie-co (foxglove.exe on instagram), their Curse of Strahd half-dusk elf Jemini! thank you for commissioning me 💜

commission for unpolar, his half-sea elf knowledge cleric Mortimer! i got to design the outfit for this lovely guy, and it was tons of fun working with a primarily blue color scheme, which i don't normally do. thank you for commissioning me! 💙

tried to figure out how to draw again

Rook things

uh oh local mafia boss is a drama queen

feral dog of a man

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder