Time will pass regardless

sorry I do just love a tumblr relic

went on an extra long walk with my dog AND did an extremely rare MID-week meal prep [hold for applause]

people think it’s sad that dogs can’t eat chocolate, but I think it’s way sadder that they can’t eat garlic and onions. I think most dogs would absolutely fuck up a plate of caramelized onions and a few cloves of garlic

I was clipping my cats claws and he kicked up such an unprecedented fuss and was making so much noise that my dog got up from the floor and put himself away in his own crate

nobody is actually putting deodorant on their coochie are they? That’s just something advertisers are just trying to make us believe?