🐍🐍🐍 loki’s trick

Watching Thor on TV and dad goes “This is before they put everyone on steroids to be so muscular. If you’re on Asgardian steroids that’s the best kind. … Loki’s full of estrogen.”

He’s right you know

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

no post has changed me more than this one. every time i get drunk at a bar i need to physically restrain myself from talking about it

That feel when you wake up in a bath of ice and your posting tendril is nowhere to be found

April 27, 2018

Ah. Lokiesque Mallard

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

Again :)

retracts my posting tendril into my body swiftly