meet me at sunset

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

something something your relationship with your best friend SHOULD lead ppl to assume ur dating something something

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

I love a good floppy leaf. The floppier, the better, am I right??

Vote with your heart not with your pussy

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

after work hike

Path at Varengeville (1882) by Claude Monet

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

chinese crabapple blossoms in tanghu gongyuan棠湖公园, shuangliu district, chengdu in china (cr苻蒿zzzz)

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