constant internal screaming

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

Im lesbian which means I'm attracted to you and your mom.

Nah bro wth man

I’m asexual b which means I’m attracted to the fact I am in a panic

HELP ME IM DYING

I’m demiromantic-asexual which means I’m attracted to you but I can’t be a part of that because I’m not interested

Like— yes accurate for asexuality but demiromantic??? Hold up

I’m demiromantic which means I’m attracted to you and I’m not

eh. Whadda we think?? /silly

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to you because I know you’re gonna love me.

OR

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to the way you look at me. OR

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to the person who doesn’t know me.

I'm pan which means I'm attracted to all of your videos on a Wednesday ayo 😁❣️

Never used those emojis in my life

i’m berriromantic which means i’m attracted to women but also not a lesbian and a gay man

this kind of makes sense if i read it a certain way

I'm asexual which means I have to go now

Ok then

i'm asexual which means i'm attracted to the internet

interesting

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yes

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

i'm genuinely considering spam reblogging this until i hit post limit

Soup for the mutuals

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

Thank you for this blessed post

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

yes, yes I do

Now for a health check: how to identify a spotted dick

Imagine the utter terror of everyone with shitty connections

I absolutely love this post

man i love innuendos and this post was perfect

exactly what I come here for

I love this post more than anything else on this website

asgdhkjshfjgldfjlskdj yesss

I love this

@moon-277