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@lottienatgf

mostly raving about women | MDNI

my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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Anyway awhile ago I was talking to @specialinterestshows about a yjs wwe au and Shauna Shipman would be the top heel of the company and Nat Scatorccio would be the top face of the company and I can’t stop thinking about it

You just KNOW their matches would be the gayest, bloodiest ones 🫣

I need them in a first blood match ASAP and why is Shauna winning it

Jackie has a ghost gimmick and is Shauna’s manager

There’s a whole arc with Van and Tai being a tweeners tag team, then it’s Nat and Van v Shauna and Lottie when Tai takes their side

If there’s someone jumping people backstage, odds are it’s Shauna or Lottie

Melissa has a Dominik Mysterio arc with Shauna as her Rhea Ripley

Wait wait wait wait you’re on to something and listennnnn

I do like the idea of melissa becoming a baby face HOWEVER Melissa having a Dominik mysterio arc where Shauna’s just choking her with her thighs until she becomes a heel? You know what… you’re onto something

Also Lottie would definitely be a tweener. Also Laura Lee is definitely a baby face.

Wait wait

Jackie as Shauna’s manager would eat…. Like her fucking up her opponents matches while the ref isn’t looking? (Aka Nat specifically lmao)

Misty on commentary trying to point out Jackie’s cheating to the ref, but then Jackie flirts with her and she gets too flustered. Mari has to do commentary for the both of them while Misty collects herself.

Coach Ben is the general manager and he is so tired of everyone bothering him to make matches official

Okay but Mari AND Misty on commentary would be so fun. Mari would be so done with Misty’s shit lmaooo

Coach Ben WOULD be the general manager who’s constantly having a hard time between Shauna and Jackie and Nat and Melissa at the time being.

It’s getting to a point where he puts Shauna and Nat and Melissa in a triple threat match and I’m sorry but why is Shauna the one doing Rhea Ripleys pins—

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Thinking about the summer and winter queens of Celtic mythology. Thinking about nat and shauna

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