we only serve gay shit here

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

i cant fucking do this

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

"you're so funny" - thanks man can’t wait to stare at the ceiling tonight.

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

A hero without a cape

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[Image Description: a twitter post from user Al Jazeera English @ AJEnglish that reads “This woman has broken up 850 child marriages and banned sexual initiation camps in Malawi”

Below the text is a picture of Theresa Kachindamoto. She is a dark skinned woman with short hair. She is outside and smiling. End ID]

got worried checking the dates on this post and seeing 2016, knowing how risky this kind of political activism is

good news: Kachindamoto is still in office, and last year (2024) she received honorary doctorates from 2 universities and was given the African Genius Award 🙏

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

young seth mcfarlane is doing something to me…

The bar for white men is in hell yet you all manage to limbo underneath it with the devil

The girls who tweet shit like “I’m toooooo pretty to work omg” are getting sent to the assembly lines first

Watching Elon Musk's fall from grace in real time is so fucking funny. Like obviously I REALLY wish it didn't come at the expense of, you know, my country's government and the world economy and all that, but it's still fucking hilarious to see popular opinion turn on him more and more — precicely because it's his worst nightmare and he fucking deserves it.

Richest bitch in the world, influential enough to rig the US presidential election, but all he really wants is to be worshipped as a man-god. And for a while, he had a large, dedicated fanbase of sorry little dweebs who worshipped the ground he walked on, and everyone else was just like "k."

But it wasn't enough for him — because no one becomes a billionaire unless they have an identity-defining, endless, all-consuming gluttony — so instead of staying relatively in the shadows and just puppeteering politicians like most billionaires, he kept pushing, kept pushing — and now all of China the entire world knows that he's just a shitty little manbaby with no real skills or values developmentally arrested at age 12, pandering to whoever will give him asspats because his giant, fragile ego demands uncritical praise.

Which is to say yesterday he streamed Path of Exile 2 from his fucking private jet and was trolled relentlessly while dying repeatedly to the first tutorial boss until he blatantly faked a disconnect ON CAMERA and abruptly ended the stream. Lmao. lol

Everyone finding out he sucks at video games is just the icing on the cake. The public humiliation is sweet because of how much it personally hurts him. He can buy his way out of going to prison or any real consequences (booo!), but he's gonna be up thinking about how we stay laughing at him and how you can have money but you can't buy your way out of being wack as fuck.