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Why should this shit happen only in my head?

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 615

I am once again binge-watching RuPaul's Drag Race. I'm on Season 11 and if some bitches don't rein it in, I'm 'bout ta' climb into my TV and slap a ho or two. What does that have to do with your ability to read all the parts of The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America on AO3? Jack shit. I'm just sayin'.

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 614

I am currently fighting a cold, and I gotta say, I am really impressed with the copious amounts of snot the human body is capable of producing. Does anyone know of a way I can monetize that? In the meantime, you can read all the parts of The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America on AO3. Which I am also making no money from. What am I doing wrong?

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 613

My mom's car battery died yesterday. Today we learned the water in her house is not safe to drink and she needs a wildly expensive filtration system. I'm concerned about tomorrow. Perhaps I should tell her to read all the parts of The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America on AO3. She'll be so worried about her daughter's mental state, she'll forget all about her other troubles. In completely unrelated news, a parent can't have their child committed once the child is over 18, as long as the child is just really, really weird but no danger to anyone, right? Asking for a friend.

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