Ultimate Incest Tournament

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AKA Incest's Strongest Warrior

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Welcome to the 2nd annual Ultimate Incest Tournament!

Heeeeeeere are our matchups for this year! (Some disclaimers: I swear to GOD that spn v homestuck in round 1 is just what the generator put and I left it like that because I thought it was funny as fuck. I also swear that samjohn was the most popular spn ship submitted which surprised me too ok don't go accusing me of leaving deanjohn out on purpose. Anyway.) These 32 lucky ships will get to chance to fight for the prize!

Accepting propaganda for any of these ships, drop your argument for your favs in my inbox within the next few days and it can make it onto the poll! Polls open sometime soon idk I'm busy. I guess tomorrow hopefully I want to get this thing going before Christmas because that would be funny. I also guess I should start with Jesus' branch lmao

I'm so sorry if your ship didn't make it, I really appreciate all the submissions. Happy shipping!

2nd Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 2

Round 2 will open tomorrow, January 6!

2nd Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 3

Round 3 will open tomorrow, January 19!

2nd Ultimate Incest Tournament - Semifinals

Semifinals open tomorrow, January 30!

2nd Ultimate Incest Tournament - Final

Final opens February 9!

Anonymous asked:

I know you're not the same person but the incest confessions blog has gone silent for a while now and I'm just so sad about it! :( I just had to share that with someone.

Aww :(( maybe I'll get back to publishing some of the confessions i have in my inbox to make up for it lol

Anonymous asked:

hi!!! might be a weird ask but just shooting my shot trying to connect with the wincesties following you lmao. tumblr user horreurscopes is running a competition rn where they're gonna draw fan art for certain fandoms depending on what gets the most donations (they are trying to escape a bad housing situation) and wincest has been doing terrible 😭 they are suuuuch a beautiful artist i rly want us to hit the $500 threshold for wincest art if anyone is interested in supporting!!! link here or you can go to their blog (wincest is kinda vaguely tagged but it's the "well, well, well. if it isn't the [LOUD TRUCK DRIVES BY] brothers" campaign): https://fundrazr.com/92WJab

[LOUD TRUCK DRIVES BY] is so fucking funny ajdhehsh. Wincesties check it out it sounds like a good cause for some art!!

Anonymous asked:

thank you loving family poll for this great NON-TOXIC tournament youre the best mod! and congrats to all gcesties

It could use a little toxic if I'm being honest

Anonymous asked:

Did we never tell you about Liam's my brother's divorce playlist that includes two of us from the Beatles

Of course it does they wanna be mclennon so bad it makes them look stupid

I am being informed that one of the photos I used for the gallaghercest victory photoset was a manip. My deepest apologies to the people of incest nation I did not realize I aim to only use authentic photos here at loving-family-poll. Clearly I do not know enough about whether or not the Gallaghers have been photographed tenderly embracing in such a way in their middle age

The winner of the 2nd Annual Ultimate Incest Tournament is Gallaghercest!!!! 🎉🎉🥳🎉🥳

Once again our winner is a pair of blowjob brothers!!!! Congrats to Liam and Noel who I'm sure are here and are having celebratory sex as we speak they truly earned this win ☺️❤️ This was a fun year you all fought nobly for your ships you should be proud 🫡 Stay tuned here at loving-family-poll, at least one more tournament to come!! I haven't gotten to do a women only one yet 😉👭♀️

And remember: shipping incest rpf is always ok. it's beautiful and true <3

Anonymous asked:

This tournament has sensitized me to really unexpected aspects of my daily life. I listened to a song of a German rock band about like post-pandemic feelings and did an absolute double take when the line "Noel is now kissing Liam" (orig. "Noel küsst jetzt Liam") came up. I have listened to the song so many times but I never realized that. Suddenly the Oasis banner at their concert recently gets a whole new layer

"Rpf incest is fine" -that band

Anonymous asked:

nothing but respect for lot/his daughters but it's not like it's particularly well fleshed out. bible ships are more about scenarios than characterization. i get feeling like cain and abel is overhyped by people who don't even know about seth but it's just a question of whether you think fratricide is hotter than slipping your dad a roofie, and personally i am team fratricide. ok actually i'm team assorted combos of david's children but this cain/abel disrespect goes too far!

I respect ur side on this issue but I personally am team slipping ur dad a roofie I think that's way hotter than fratricide. I mean obviously both scenarios can be made more or less erotic it's very context dependent im not saying that no fratricide is ever hotter than slipping ur dad a roofie but I think the baseline level of hotness is in favor of the paternal roofie-ing but thats just my opinion

Anonymous asked:

Responding to another anon: I personally voted gcest this round even though they stole the win from my favourite pedo x murderer yuri ship, bcuz I refuse to let some boring bible ship win. I mean damn it just shows how little research you've all done bible-wise that you would pick Cain and Abel (boooooring) instead of those sisters who rape their dad to make sure he has a son to pass his legacy on to. Lapsed Christian ass website indeed.

So real. Lot/his daughters sweep

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