> be me, reading the wiki page for the Au Ra (FFXIV), do be doo
my shitfuck ass brain: “they’re totally dragon-blooded, the scholars are full of shit”
me: “yeah ok I’m down for that”
my shitfuck ass brain: “see what happened was, the Dawn Father and Dusk Mother walked through an Eluvian way-back-when–”
my shitfuck ass brain: “in fact, our Au Ra character is one of the Mol, who are known mystics, so how much you wanna bet ey know about the many-worlds thing and they start following the Warrior of Light around because ey can sense that he has a Thedosian soulbond–”
my shitfuck ass brain: “which is only one of several other-world soulbonds he has, yanno, as one does, but also wouldn’t it be fucked up if the WoL’s Thedosian soulbond is a qunari and the Au Ra is like ‘why not me, we’re the same :(’ and is sad but sometimes the qunari fronts to talk to em so that’s nice”