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The Luckster

@luckstergal / luckstergal.tumblr.com

Hi there. Luckster here. Yeah, that's basically it. I'll update this stuff later since it's been like 3 years. My Patreon ♥ ♥ Luckster's Art Blog ● ● Miror B.log (Pokemon Blog) ♦ ♦ Thorn and Shield (Guild Wars 2 Blog)

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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I was inspired by someone also being inspired by this joke.

Featuring @icebrooding's Nepenth the Hunger harassing (being harassed by?) Commander Bo Summers

Things like this is gonna be what gets Nep to give up Nightmare; not being able to peacefully maim or harass people without it being made ~Weird~

How to get a Courtier to abandon Nightmare:

Be a bigger freak than they are.

IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST

Sources & Species in order below!

  1. Fun with Bittern by Richard Pittam   - Eurasian Bittern (Botaurus stellaris)
  2. Face to face with a juvenile Least Bittern by ChristinaAnne.M   - Least Bittern (Ixobrychus exilis)
  3. American Bittern by Flora to Fauna    - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)
  4. Cinnamon bittern by Shafaet Alam Abir   - Cinnamon Bittern (Ixobrychus cinnamomeus)
  5. Heads or Tails? by Peter Brannon   - Least Bittern (Ixobrychus exilis)
  6. American Bittern juvenile by Michael W Potter    - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)
  7. American bittern a bit threatened by white egret by Pamela Viale   - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

Such good faces!

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this

I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars

Eighty dollars doesn't get you a cartridge.

Eighty dollars gets you a key card that confirms you paid for the game like some glorified digital steam key and makes you question why you didn't just buy the cheaper digital only version since you have to download the game anyways?

This is getting out of hand.

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

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