dancing away

He has no idea we're going to his neuter appointment

reblog to have Marva infest frblr as well

Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (2004–2012) 2.10 Coming Home

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

I think at one point or another everyone should become slightly obsessed with a show (preferably 10+ years old) that 99% of their mutuals don't care about. it builds character. keeps you humble

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

do i remind you of him

so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s

CONFIRMED

can’t wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers

fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my porn

fanfic worries at 40: IS MY KID GOING TO FIND MY PORN

i made ANOTHER

please show me your hamtaro ocs! and please make hamtaro ocs!!!

these are so silly lmao

and my personal favorite:

a couple more lmao

and by far another one of my favorites:

yuuuuuuuuuuupp

A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time