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Reblogged hotsaucebear
I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it
Reblogged teaboot
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
Reblogged beetledrink
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
FINALLY someone articulated my thought for me!!!
Reblogged pharma-tard
Hawk Tuah is free, there is justice in this world 🕊️🙏🏻
I love watching manoshpere shit.
The kind of guy that sees a relationship as CONSTANT mental manipulation for both parties is like watching a schizo draft pictures of "The Machine"
Like, just be normal, bud. Yeah there's mean women. There's mean men. Sometimes you meet a wicked, evil person.
But to then spend the rest of your life on your toes, AND performing specialized mental gymnastics on your "partner" is insane. Just get regular.
