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Assigned TesticleStrapOn Connoisseur At Birth

@lumpyflakycum

literal newborn googoo gaga He/him, but trying they out so use that for a bit i did not consent to the creation of my fursona, yet i am grateful for his creation

It has come to my attention that many of you see me only as the diseased semen guy. The keratinous ejaculate man. But I am so much more than that! I practice obscure martial arts! I have generic pronouns! I read shit comics! I have a fat ass! And most importantly, it has more the texture of laminated almonds in condensed milk than keratin

nobody even talks about the moon being made of cheese any more. like as a cultural phenomenon the cheese moon has really fallen off

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humorholics-deactivated20200126

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

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how come chinese tiktok (and i mean literally chinese tiktok not rednote) has that nice little 'douyin ! (..◜ᴗ◝..) ♡💗ྀིྀི˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧' outro noise & then every other country has a goddamn bomb go off at the end . please. my ears. no more

Pretty sure I'm just barely gen z but my girlfriend is a millennial #agegap #problematic #toxicyuri #hot

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When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

Listen, if you want to understand how emanations work, it's like this:

If you're an infinite thing like God, and you want to become a finite thing like the world, how do you go from infinite to finite? Answer: emanation.

You know when youre at a wedding, and there's a big pyramid of wine glasses? And they fill the wine glasses by pouring champagne into the top, so it overflows and then fills all the glasses beneath it? Imagine the wine bottle is infinite. That's God.

Each of the glasses is called a hypostasis. God can emanate through many hypostases to reach it's final emanation.

As for how many hypostases there are, and how they're arranged, that's the tricky one. Every religion has a different answer, and it's never simple.

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