friendship isn't an emotion fucknuts.

so im far enough into fmab that i finally consider myself a Fan

and oh my god. no one tells you how absolutely nut worthy it is to join a fandom for the first time that is a) kinda old b) mad popular but c) not excessively mainstream, so you don't really receive memes via osmosis unless you have a tumblr mutual in that fandom

that first search is like crack. every meme and reference is new and hilarious even if you can tell by the image quality it's years old

hours upon hours of brand new content

ok and with fullmetal alchemist specifically there are also the Horrors. but

my favorite thing is that tgcf artists will post the most toe curling jaw dropping cunt-serving 6-inch heels 30-inch bussdown snatched waist tits out hua cheng, by himself, doing nothing but slaying the house down, and caption it "I am forever your most devoted believer." or "The one who ascends to heaven is you; the one who falls from grace is also you. What matters is you, not the state of you."

makes me lol because WHO r you devoted to babygirl?? louis vuitton?? love it so much

i have set out on a noble quest to write the most fix-it-y mdzs fix-it that has ever fixed it while also remaining at least mostly in-character. because i'm in the middle of a reread and am bleeding from the eyes and ears.

in the simplest possible terms, this means:

- everyone we want to live lives

- the morally grey folks work through their shit

- the big bads get their dues

- everyone gets plot therapy

now, you might be wondering, "tumblr user luobinghaj, sexiest man currently alive after jeon jungkook— how on earth would you accomplish this while remaining even remotely in character? you ask too much of characters like yu ziyuan!"

and my answer to that lies, per my somewhat recent post of the same topic, in hualian.

i was toying with the idea of a fic wherein cangse sanren and xie lian are best buds before the death of the former, and i just got in a car accident that rendered my right hand useless for the time being, so really what else can i do but write?

i have plans, anyway, and midway through typing out my crazed "this is how it would go" in a text to my sibling i decided i might as well just write a fic. so i'm writing the fic