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one thing about the hunger games is that every character is gonna have a fuckass name. why am i crying over a guy named ampert

One of us.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

they should legalize polyamory. everywhere. and im not kidding at all. if someone wants to marry multiple people they should be allowed to. for any reason.

before anybody tries to say some bullshit about this, extending the definition of marriage to include multiple people would give members of religions forced into abusive polygamy the same rights any divorcing spouse would have without putting them at risk for being charged with bigamy. this would make it easier for people to leave abusive plural marriages.

I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

alright so he was super in love with her but he found out she’s just bound to whoever holds this cursed artifact he bought and therefore she never had any agency in their relationship, which he didn’t know because all she could do is shriek and he was inferring whatever he wanted to hear. He shatters the item to set her free and she tries to kill everyone but now that he can talk to her for real he finds out what she’s really into is baseball trivia so they go on a baseball road trip as platonic friends and that’s how the episode ends

i do love the phrase 'upstate new york'. it's like 'hey what part of the state are you from?' 'um the fuckin uh... the up... part...'

Touch your computer screen. Lol

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i have something to say

Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few dice…one or two maybe"

there is such a thing as fireworks. there is such a thing as earthworks, and waterworks. why no airworks? really makes you think.

Clearly this is evidence that the paradigm of the Western classical elements is incorrect.

Note however that the works pattern works completely for the Chinese classical elements: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water.

your mind

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

It gets to a point

The second monster logo has to be pink so no one thinks that hes gay

Cosmo and Wanda

Never talk to me or my children ever again.