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"If I were a gambling man, and I am, you'd be my best bet-"

[Image description: There are 7 images that are screen caps of tiktok user @/chris.irish.rd's video

Image 1: Reminders from a slightly angry dietitian

Image 2: Consuming soy is not going to lower your testosterone, but consistently underfueling will

Image 3: Just because the body CAN function with minimal carbohydrates doesn't mean it is "healthy" or preferred

Image 4: Your brain needs carbohydrates to understand Severance

Image 5: If you're hungry an hour after eating, there is a reason. You're allowed to eat again

Image 6: Food is personal and it can serve many purposes. You don't have to justify your eating

Image 7: You aren't supposed to weight the same as you did in high school or college /end ID]

if you published A Modest Proposal on tumblr you would get about a 45 minute grace period before people started helpfully informing you in the notes that cannibalism is a real thing that does happen sometimes and also if you think about it poor people are effectively being eaten by the rich, especially children, so even though op was joking it's actually a serious issue

@ jonathan swift did you know sometimes poor people's bodies ARE actually exploited by the rich irl

there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

you all need to know your bones aren't just wet, they're full of blood

everyone's always like oowoo your bones are wet isn't that spookoooookey? when the real fun fact is that your bones can bleed

bones are organs made of living tissue and as such need to be supplied with blood vessels and capillaries. not only that but they also make the blood. so yeah they're gonna be wet

jim henson creature shop escapee

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

the denim fetish.. the leather fetish's lesser know broke cousin

This is so funny

Wyoming, Devils Tower

Me with John Seed

Evisen Skateboards

A Vase of Roses (1890) by Vincent van Gogh

Amazing that we have so much in common with the different creatures of the earth