I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

me looking at all the eddie in el paso stills

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis

i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die.

is this anything?

Shirley Dander & Marcus Longridge SLOW HORSES (2022- )

GET UP GET UP GET UP DO THINGS NOW DO THEM SCARED DO THEM HAPHAZARDLY IT'S THE LAST FEW DAYS OF A YEAR THAT BARELY LOVED YOU SO TAKE IT ALL BACK AND POWERBOOST YOURSELF INTO NEXT YEAR RIGHT NOW!!!! WE'RE MAKING IT OVER THIS WALL IF IT'S THE LAST BEAUTIFUL GRAND THING WE EVER DO!!!! I'LL MEET YOU HALFWAY UP THERE AND WE'LL TOSS EACH OTHER OVER BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'LL CHASE YOU WITH A STICK RIGHT INTO A WONDERFUL FULFULLING LIFE IF I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

wordle: my wife of many, many years. simple, but reliable. knows that no matter what, i always come back to her.

connections: my mistress, exciting and unforgettable. a definite thrill, but puzzling, keeps playing with my head.

mini crossword: the woman i see on the train every day, our eyes meeting before she disembarks. alluring and promising, but fleeting.

strands: coworker i fuck in the storeroom, only to regret it later. weird, probably drunk. very flexible.

every sunday i kill myself but it’s fine

A Conversation with Richard Siken by Thomas Hobohm

i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave