The lichen is in your walls

The taste of hazelnuts lingers in my mouth, despite having eaten exactly 0 hazelnuts today. Kind of tempted to go out and have food, but the one (1) item I want is not filling, criminally expensive, and not terribly good for me. Alas.

treat? or is it not a treat sort of day

I have not had lunch (it is 14:37) so probably not a great idea. It’s ok, I’ll be home in a few hours lol

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

semicolons are genuinely so useful; theyre like a better comma :3

period-comma!

Regency period… specifically

i know how to use them in the sense that I don't know how to use them, but I can, and it seems to work. I think.

That’s how I feel about all of English lol

(semicolons connect two independent but closely related clauses (two simple sentences) — ex. it is raining today; I must remember my umbrella. They are also used to connect lists — ex. apples, carrots, broccoli; dishwashing tablets, glass cloths, sponges; printer paper, pens, erasers. Each independent list has items separated by commas, but they all belong to a larger list of household items, so they can be separated by semicolons :D)

okay i now understand why i do not use them this was very helpful /gen

semicolons are genuinely so useful; theyre like a better comma :3

period-comma!

Regency period… specifically

i know how to use them in the sense that I don't know how to use them, but I can, and it seems to work. I think.

That’s how I feel about all of English lol

(semicolons connect two independent but closely related clauses (two simple sentences) — ex. it is raining today; I must remember my umbrella. They are also used to connect lists — ex. apples, carrots, broccoli; dishwashing tablets, glass cloths, sponges; printer paper, pens, erasers. Each independent list has items separated by commas, but they all belong to a larger list of household items, so they can be separated by semicolons :D)

semicolons are genuinely so useful; theyre like a better comma :3

period-comma!

Regency period… specifically

Doing research on hallucinogens for potential candidates for Fear Toxin when I was reminded that nutmeg has hallucinogenic effects in high doses.

So, I'm just imagining Jonathan Crane looking for new ways to synthesise a stronger and more refined toxin, discovering this fact about nutmeg, then thinking to himself, "Well, I can't just not make a Fear Toxin out of nutmeg for a Christmas crime spree."

It’s also toxic at as little as 2 teaspoons if I remember correctly, though I don’t know that there have been nutmeg fatalities.

semicolons are genuinely so useful; theyre like a better comma :3

period-comma!

My little sibling just said i was more terrifying than funny. I have never been so proud of myself

Did they look at your tea and run? Because I would

PREACH

I’m in your walls

Oh YEAH???? Well I’m in your uh um uh scotland

Nice one, secret fourth blog

I really got them didn’t I

Yep! That’ll show them >:)

Worm, your days of tea crimes are numbered

*loud incorrect buzzer* i will live forever, feeding on the despair of everyone who hates me as i make more and more fucked up combos

You’re feeding on my despair.

if you ever come near my tea with sugar I will banish you from the tea cabinet forever

My little sibling just said i was more terrifying than funny. I have never been so proud of myself

Did they look at your tea and run? Because I would

PREACH

I’m in your walls

Oh YEAH???? Well I’m in your uh um uh scotland

Nice one, secret fourth blog

I really got them didn’t I

Yep! That’ll show them >:)

Worm, your days of tea crimes are numbered

My little sibling just said i was more terrifying than funny. I have never been so proud of myself

Did they look at your tea and run? Because I would

PREACH

I’m in your walls

Oh YEAH???? Well I’m in your uh um uh scotland

Nice one, secret fourth blog

it smells like somebody is in the trying to find the maximum amount of sugar soluble in a cup of black tea

I can literally taste it

blech…too much sugar

Oh delicious

I find about five heaped teaspoons does the trick

No.

No.

Ew.

eughhj my teeth feel sticky and crunchy from proximity

*evil laughter*

Alternative: 3 heaping tablespoons of honey. Keep going until the tea changes colour.

Oooh. Does this work for black tea or do you use other tea?

I might do this to my next cup

I.

*crying in drinks tea black*

How do you even taste anything?????

@twowigglyworms and @bewarethecircles

How does the tea crime council feel about 1-3 tablespoons hot cocoa powder?

Strongly against, here. The hot chocolate powder rarely dissolves as it should, leaving a lumpy powder layer atop the drink and a lumpy slurry in the bottom of the cup

Doesn’t even taste that chocolatey

Personally I recommend dissolving chocolate flakes into milk and then adding this to tea but i haven’t tried it

From my prior experiments, hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk.

Update: chocolate protein shake < hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk

Sigh what on earth

Update on the update: chocolate protein shake < piece of a chocolate bar < hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk < mint-chocolate ice cream < chocolate ice cream with pieces (brownies/nuts/whatever) in it < chocolate ice cream with no pieces

Unknowns: Drinkable chocolate yogurt, non-drinkable chocolate yogurt

...Yall are gonna either HATE or LOVE how southern sweet tea is made

But that’s cold tea (right? I’m Canadian and follow a mishmash of Chinese and Hong Kong tea customs) which has different rules

It is. but still. I used to work in a comfort food restaurant. and it was like 5 cups of sugar for 5 gallons of tea. half a pitcher's worth of sugar. It was tea flavored sugar water

…okay…..hm…

That’s too much for me personally but it’s not the same kind of crime, much like how I expect bubble tea to be obscenely sweet. Cold tea gets its own set of ruled

My little sibling just said i was more terrifying than funny. I have never been so proud of myself

Did they look at your tea and run? Because I would

it smells like somebody is in the trying to find the maximum amount of sugar soluble in a cup of black tea

I can literally taste it

blech…too much sugar

Oh delicious

I find about five heaped teaspoons does the trick

No.

No.

Ew.

eughhj my teeth feel sticky and crunchy from proximity

*evil laughter*

Alternative: 3 heaping tablespoons of honey. Keep going until the tea changes colour.

Oooh. Does this work for black tea or do you use other tea?

I might do this to my next cup

I.

*crying in drinks tea black*

How do you even taste anything?????

@twowigglyworms and @bewarethecircles

How does the tea crime council feel about 1-3 tablespoons hot cocoa powder?

Strongly against, here. The hot chocolate powder rarely dissolves as it should, leaving a lumpy powder layer atop the drink and a lumpy slurry in the bottom of the cup

Doesn’t even taste that chocolatey

Personally I recommend dissolving chocolate flakes into milk and then adding this to tea but i haven’t tried it

From my prior experiments, hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk.

Update: chocolate protein shake < hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk

Sigh what on earth

Update on the update: chocolate protein shake < piece of a chocolate bar < hot cocoa powder < manually made chocolate milk < industrially made chocolate milk < mint-chocolate ice cream < chocolate ice cream with pieces (brownies/nuts/whatever) in it < chocolate ice cream with no pieces

Unknowns: Drinkable chocolate yogurt, non-drinkable chocolate yogurt

...Yall are gonna either HATE or LOVE how southern sweet tea is made

But that’s cold tea (right? I’m Canadian and follow a mishmash of Chinese and Hong Kong tea customs) which has different rules

@madgrad >:D

Blocked. Reported. Don’t do this to me.

Holy shit its orange

Added out of date vanilla flavouring

what. What. I.

Added some milk

This shit is good. Smells like vanilla, is sweet as sugar, but is tea. Lovely

What have I done to bear witness to this. Gods have mercy on us.

@madgrad >:D

Blocked. Reported. Don’t do this to me.

Holy shit its orange

Added out of date vanilla flavouring

what. What. I.