Hot take:

Morning tickles monday should be a thing.

That's it. That's the post. Your ler reaching around your tummy as you lay half asleep in front of him, or scooping an arm under your knees to bring them to his chest while your feet are destroyed to remind you that you are alive, and awake. Who needs more?

My "types of predators as a ler" was so popular, I thought I'd write a sequel. Nerd alert:

Your DnD class as a Ler, part one:

Paladin: Oath of destruction

Paladins are defenders of truth. They seek places in desperate need of laughter, or in need of desperate laughter. They deal with those they vanquish with no mercy. Justice is not always merciful. Once they utter their vow of destruction, the lee has no escape. The paladin attacks until the willpower of the lee is utterly destroyed.

Favorite scene: interrogation

Preferred bondage: rack, or similar.

Equipment: Pegasus feathers, unicorn hair make up brushes, +1 electric toothbrush.

Spells:

Command: The paladin can use his charisma modifier and issue a one word command. The lee will comply. Many an unwary lee has raised their arms or handed over an ankle against their will. On a critical fail, the lee is flustered for two turns.

Hunter's mark: Once the paladin has chosen a lee, the lee feels its attacks all the more keenly.

Divine smite:

With a spell slot, the paladin's attack cause 2d8 additional radiant laughter. The lee must pass a saving throw or be turned desperate.

Special power: Lay hands.

Once the session is over, the just paladin ceases his attacks on the safe word, and administers aftercare. Using his hands, the Paladin massages the lee's tender joints and sore muscles while giving many assurances to restore the lee from sub space.

Very rare subby fantasy

So, I maintain that I'm 100% ler, but here is a fantasy as the lee/sub that I've really struggled to get out of my head.

As my wife worships down my torso, I start squirming and giggling as her tongue makes contact with my stomach. She winks at me, knowing how ridiculously ticklish I am. I try to get her to stop, but her petite self tries to pin me. It doesn't work, she gives up.

Later in the evening she tricks me into handcuffs, and tosses the blanket back to reveal my stomach again. She licks down my chest, tongue looking like its standing on my abs, eyes fixed on mine, and she drags it downward.

She takes her sweet time licking every inch of my stomach, telling me that she understands what's so fun about this, and always wondered why she's always the one getting tickled. She teases my sides with her nails whlie her mouth works, pinches my hips, and licks my bellybutton.

If anyone wants the more NSFW version, DMs are open.

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Hi, I am only interested in female lees, I am heterosexual and tickling is a very sexual experience for me even on the purely playful side. Happy to chat with everybody but if I get the sense that I am just being used to help you get off the convo is gonna end quickly.

If you want a friendly chat, or to share experiences I'm your guy.

A lee may or may not have complained that anything she does gets her tickled, so for the convenience of all lee's, reasons your ler might tickle you.

Reasons to tickle your lee:

1: she let you (prerequisite for all others, but also a reason by itseld)

2: she asked you to.

3: brattiness (a ler may remind a lee that it's a similar reason to #2)

4: your lee is withholding information

5: their outfit is cute

6: their otherwise mundane task as exposed a spot

7: new pedicure

8: needs a pedicure

9: testing out a new tool

10: snuggle enhancement

11: she has a cute giggle

12: she disagrees that she has a cute giggle

13: fighting over the remote/choice of programming

14: she tickles you first

15: teasing the ler in public

16: foreplay

17: can't sleep

18: can't wake up

19: testing out new bondage

20: cheering up the ler

21: cheering up the lee

22: celebrating

23: the frosting is about to expire

24: insisting the ler have a reason

25: the ler is bored and it's fun

There you have it Lees, avoid these situations/behaviors (and a few others) and you shan't be tickled.

Unless you are.

Because you deserve it.

Types of lers as predators:

The wolf: strongest in a pack. A chase predator at heart. Likes to gang tickle a helpless lee. Bondage optional, you can only fight off so many hands and tools at once.

The bear: overpowers you in one solid blow, tackling you to the bed, floor, couch, maybe even the countertop. Nothing can stop this predator from consuming enough ticklish laughter to survive its long hibernations. Its claws are its most dangerous tool.

The hawk: the hawk sees its prey far off, and dives on its prey before they even know what hit them. Known for spotting a foot on its tiptoes from half the house away, or hearing a shirt tied off to reveal a tummy. Its powerful wings sport many long feathers, and once it pounces, it flies its prey back to the nest to be destroyed.

The snake: The snake is one of the more cunning lers. It coils around its prey while snuggling on the couch or bed, and slowly works its way under tops and shorts to attack its prey once it is completely immobile and unable to resist. Some varieties may subdue their prey with venomous teasing causing the victim to blush and curl into a ball.

The spider: the spider traps a lee in its web, immobilizing it fully before it approaches it, using its eight long legs to torment a lee into a helpless mess, drained of laughter.

Feel free to reblog with others!!

So, the best part of my day, and probably many lers with a shared bed, is bedtime. Not because I'm tired, or because I love my bed, but because even after a cold day in socks my bedmate is always barefoot.

Last night she was leaning over the side of the bed and caught me looking. She seemed amused and seemed to feel a little vulnerable the way I looked at her "poor little feet". I look every night when she climbs into bed but I guess I was more blatant. Who can relate?