Baby Valkyrie

this is basically a short horror film

i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....

not only is it real this word is from the 50s

@wildcatcargo

what curious little pikmin creatures, fluttershy has found in her garden 🌱🌿🌸

Infinite Garfield generator

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

I’ve been thinking too much about Wapeach this week. She gets hired by the Warios who want the status of having their own Princess. My hc is she slowly gets invested and ends up going full ohohoho-style villain after her and her boys get beaten down too many times

see him schmoove

totem of fundamentals

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

please show us bugfaggot op please

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

I love this gold effect every time I use it

I'm debating making a second, larger bowl. I think even with a significantly lower flow I'm gonna need higher sides and more space for splashing.

Also! This piece will be on exhibit at the Garrett Museum from Oct-Dec this year, with these pieces:

I would ask why but tumblr won't have a good answer.

yes absolutely what possible reason would there be to flag this golden fountain as mature

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

EVISCERATED

For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own

In other words,

SHOTS FIRED

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.

But, like, go off, I guess.

If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?

Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.

world heritage post

pov: you fell down the vintage strawberry shortcake rabbit hole and now can’t get out

I just love the 80s designs

It’s 2025 and I’m revamping my blog again !! Time to play catch up with some comics !

First of: This homage to Sylvanian Families, my fave critters

figurines by TheSafflowerField

more cute little knick-knacks!!!

do u like sunset?