#1 Bridget Stan.

Just because the princess is *technically* undead doesn’t mean she’s not still royalty!

Okay so maybe removing the princess’s soul and storing it inside a doll body that will never age or die might have some impact on the future of the kingdom and its line of succession, but c’mon, look how cute she is!

maam this is a defamation of royalty and a breach on the cycle of life and death

oh don’t worry the princess gets defamed way worse than this

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

It's free slug

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

JDPON DON STANDS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD AGAINST THE US MENACE!!! WE WILL UNITE THE GLOBE UNDER A RED BANNER AND SMASH THE TERROR OF THE UNITED STATES ONCE AND FOR ALL. COMMUNISM IS NOT LOVE! COMMUNISM IS A HAMMER, WHICH WE USE TO CRUSH THE ENEMY. 美国去死!!!!

lmfao

lol and lmao.

Nice and toasty

CASTLEVANIA: Portrait of Ruin (2006) // NDS

I feel so glad when ppl on this app say they like my glados design

how its going

るな坊さんはTwitterを使っています: “フリーザ様って、化粧してる姿とか似合いそうだなあとか思いながら描いてたけど、途中で「私…いったい何を描いてるんだろう…」ってなった。 http://t.co/Z66wHaFdWE

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

that was really cute

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

who is this

oh thats cool. windows 11 lets u search using the Mask of Agamemnon now