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Nothing But Mistakes

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Lexi/Kira ● RU ● She/Her ● Occasional Writer ● 29 y.o. ● MDNI ● Patrick Bateman is my CEO🪓 Masterlist Navigation Commissions My PFP is an art made by @lissneon, my header was made by @iron-flavored-lipgloss

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Multi-chapters:

Summary: You’re involved in a toxic unhealthy relationship with Patrick Bateman where he wants to be your Daddy and you to be his little Cupcake. Will you find a way out from this situation or still remain in his power?

Summary: You have been kidnapped and sent to the human trade market, where Mr. Bateman was looking for someone who could become his perfect f*ckdoll.

Summary: You always considered yourself a daddy’s girl. You’ve been close to your father ever since you were a baby, but after your mom’s death, you became more attached to him than ever. Life was peaceful, simple, it was only you and your beloved father… until it wasn’t. Ever since Patrick Bateman suddenly entered your life and set his eyes on you, many problems started to arise. Patrick was supposed to be off limits, since he’s your dad’s business partner and dearest friend, but you can’t deny that he stirs some special feelings inside your heart.

Memory Reboot 💔 (Completed)

Summary: You work at P&P, and one day you come into Bateman's office and witness his breakdown. Your attempts to comfort him only increase his obsession with you, and without realizing it, you push this man to his limits. The outburst that finds you both in a club called the Tunnel will change your lives forever and irrevocably.

Summary: 1987. Your name is Rebecca Rice, you were born in Houston, Texas, but then your family moved to New York City in hopes of a better life. And it really paid off, as your father became successful in business and made several important acquisitions—the Bateman family being one of them. You and Patrick have known each other since childhood, but you have never liked each other. A golden boy from day one, he despised you because you were not as rich as he was. Fortunately, you parted ways after high school and have seen each other several times over the years, as your mother has a good relationship with Mrs. Bateman. At some point, you even thought that your teenage crush on Patrick had faded and you finally managed to build relationships with another guy, but sadly, it didn't work out because your family didn't accept him. Just like they didn't like your choice of career, but you didn't care because you always wanted to work in the medical field and help people, being a nurse was really tough. The hardest times came when one day your mother told you that in order to help your father you had to marry Patrick Bateman and you had no other choice because you didn't even know what was behind this deal, but you promised yourself that one day you would find the answers to all your questions. If you survived this marriage, of course. For it was obvious that sooner or later everyone would expect you to bring an heir into this world. The world of corruption and sin.

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CO-WRITING:

My Lovely Detective 🩸 (Patrick Bateman x Fem!Detective!OC)

Summary: Being a detective in New York was pretty hard, and being a woman detective was even harder, but not for Andrea Moore. Despite the fact that she lived the life of an average American without any luxury or wealth, she loved her job, her life and her boyfriend, who always supported her. One day, her boss — Detective Kimball — assigned her to a case regarding the disappearance of a very rich man from Wall Street named Paul Allen, and her first task became to interrogate the man who was suspected to be connected to it. From that moment on, Andrea would have to reveal what secrets were hidden behind the perfect facade of Patrick Bateman...

It’s 7 am in the morning but instead of sleeping I’m trying to draw my man. My dream finally came true and I started to learn how to draw!😭

I would like to thank everyone in the fandom who has given me the motivation to try and not be afraid!

And of course, special thanks to my muse aka Patrick Bateman, my hyperfixation that inspires me to create art (both visual and writing) and improve every day.

(I spent several hours on this and probably going to spend even more).

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I want to do a little writing challenge for getting close to 4k followers and since I haven't really celebrated anything since I hit 2k. I found these amazing promtps around Pinterest but they were originally posted on Tumblr but it seems like that blog is gone by now.

It’s 7 am in the morning but instead of sleeping I’m trying to draw my man. My dream finally came true and I started to learn how to draw!😭

I would like to thank everyone in the fandom who has given me the motivation to try and not be afraid!

And of course, special thanks to my muse aka Patrick Bateman, my hyperfixation that inspires me to create art (both visual and writing) and improve every day.

(I spent several hours on this and probably going to spend even more).

I want to do a little writing challenge for getting close to 4k followers and since I haven't really celebrated anything since I hit 2k. I found these amazing promtps around Pinterest but they were originally posted on Tumblr but it seems like that blog is gone by now.

Yesterday, I re-watched Gaga's performances at Coachella 2017 and 2025, and I literally cried because I'm so proud of her. It makes me so happy to see that she is still genuinely enjoying her music and sharing it with us. I've been with Gaga since 2008. I was 12 years old then and looking back over all these years—I understand she's been through a lot and I couldn't be more grateful for everything she's done with both her music career and as an actress. But most importantly, she's such a kind and pure soul who has changed so many lives with her art!

Also, the references from Coachella 2025 hit me so hard!🥲

And of course, the fact she was wearing her iconic boots, which she has been wearing since The Monster Ball, speaks for itself:

I screamed when "Shadow of a Man" started because Michaeil Jackson vibes WERE SO STRONG! She killed it!

I'm gonna try to go through my ask box. I'm so sorry for being that bad with replying to everything you're sending me. BUT, I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE ASK. I SWEAR!💕🙏🥲

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Anonymous asked:

Patrick bateman x reader at hot springs please!!!

In Too Deep

  • 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Patrick Bateman x GN!Reader
  • 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: NSFW, smut, oral sex (both receiving), penetrative sex, cumshot (a lot of cum), spanking, marking, choking, teasing, pet names, dirty talk, Patrick feasts on the reader as an animal.
  • 𝐀/𝐍: I really enjoyed writing it because I love the concept so much, thanks for sending me this request, I hope you like it!
  • 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒: [Masterlist], [AO3], [Wattpad].

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