would you?

the funniest scene from the entire show was when that little girl molly asks hutch if he has any salami for breakfast, and he’s like no but cereal is better for you, and then starsky comes in and is like you’re doing a good job being a dad, also do you have any salami btw

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

It's all fun and games when people joke about Hungarians being obsessed with paprika but I'm here to tell you it is no exaggeration. We even use it as decoration inside our houses. When we need it it's right there hanging.

It's in (almost) every traditional Hungarian dish.

#the fact that it's even called 'paprika house' #i love hungary sometimes

For those that don't know the paprika house is located in Tihany and it's a grocery store. Here's a closer look inside

yes it's a grocery store for paprika.

Doctor Who The Sontaran Stratagem | 4.04

Tbh I drew this because I’m procrastinating work. They’ve turned into little animal crossing villagers.

Bonus

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Happy First Contact Day!

Congratulations, S'chn T'gai clan, on four generations of slutty, slutty Vulcan men!

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

Is a wine cellar meant for storing only empty bottles?

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

Freya: *hangs up the

receiver, unplugs the phone,

and goes back to sleep.*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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KNIVES OUT dir. Rian Johnson, 2019