FIRE THE KATYDID

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Captain | 30-something loser | He/Him

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hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent

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#cats going through xray #because i think those stories are hilarious

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Source: reddit.com

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Man, By the Light of the Northern Star really takes me back to my high school years lmao

#hold heathen hammer high is still a bop

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university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

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september in tartarus

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chroniclesofachemist

IF NOT FOR EAT WHY CAKE?

IF NOT FOR MOUTH WHY HONEYCOMB?

IF NOT FOOD WHY LOOK LIKE FORBIDDEN SNACK?

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Celebi -- 5ban Graphics

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KICKS BOOT OFF

COGIMYUN TWINK BOI

#captain vomits words #i will not elaborate

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Hisuian Zorua dying in the wilderness after being shunned and exiled by humans who were unjustly afraid of them and coming back out of malice…quite the familiar story, wouldn’t you agree, Commander?

bronzong-detector

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willgrahamscock

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

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From last weekend

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