blogger "maribwil", with such beloved posts like "Incineroar tweet flag", "Bisexual Obama", "Good lord theres Venice" and "Did my balls hear a who?" will henceforth be retired until Lorne Michaels ceases to walk this green planet

hey girl, are you grey market sleeping pills?? because i want to do you and nothing else until January 4th, 2025

im tired of y'all mfs not doing enough to help the democrats. "but I'm phonebanking" "I canvassed last week..."

Weak. I'm poking holes in the UCLA student health center complementary condoms as we speak. There must be more woke babies. You're making future voters into democrats. I'm making future democrat voters. get on my level.

are women stupid because all of the blood going to their penis instead of their brains??

Seeing an otherwise funny post highlighted with blue, red, green, and yellow colors is the modern equivalent of a great show ruined by a laugh track

NEVER inviting jeremy to the pillow fight again what the fuck is this shit

if beastars existed when I was 11 id be completely unemployable

i see portugese i just start laughing bruh. idk what it says but them brazilians funny asf i just know its fire