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half-price

@marshmellopie / marshmellopie.tumblr.com

inactive AAAHHH AH AAAHHH AHHHH

[This post updates constantly!]

HEY EVERY !!

–My name is Half-Price, but you can call me Price, Mello, or Kālā too!

–He/Him primarily, I also use Xe/Xem and They/Them

–17!!

–Asian/Pacific Islander, predominantly Kanaka Hawaiʻi. Aloha kākou! ʻŌlelo au i ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi, akā ʻaʻole nui loa... ke ʻaʻo nei au. (I speak Hawaiian, but not much... I'm still learning.)

–DNI: Basic criteria, NSFW/Fetish blogs, proshippers.

–Depending on my mood I may type in all lowercase (or all uppercase), keysmash, and sometimes use emojis/kaomojis ٩( ᐛ )و

–I bounce between hyperfixations, but the ones currently invading my mine are:

Glam (Metal Family) [GUYS THIS IS WHY I'M INACTIVE I'M SO SORRY GLAM HAS HAD A CHOKEHOLD ON ME FOR ALMOST AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR I CAN'T STOP OHMYGOD]

Spamton G Spamton (Deltarune)

Hunter/The Golden Guard (The Owl House)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake)

You'll mainly see Spamton, but I will occasionally draw other hyperfixations, or maybe my sona.

on the topic of spamton's birthday, i was originally trying to be really ambitious and make a short video animation thing where you're at his shop and you give him a gift. except i started it like, a single day prior, so i barely got one sketch in and i had to give up. i had the planned dialogue written already though and i might end up finishing this later if i feel like it :3

also don't mind the rude rant (the whole "I cannot describe how much I hate you" thing), that was supposed to be the "alternative" dialogue option the player could've picked, but the player doesn't do that of course because you don't do that to a poor spamton on his birthday.

UGHHRRRR I DONT HAVVE MUCH 💔💔💔 THIS ID ALL I GOT GUYS💔💔💔

HAPPY BIRDTHDAY SPAMTON IM SORRY I LOVE YOH 💔💔💔

Also obligatory spamton doodles because @charrfie said cannon spamton was handsome and I wanted to incorporate some of that into my style! So these r just some messing around doodles (sobs)

IM SORRY THIS IS ALL I HAVE 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

haha loser! he's spending his birthday alone and cold! all he has is an old polaroid picture reminding him of the good times, what a slime!

ALSO SORRY FOR THE QUALITY I ABSOLUTELY RUSHED THIS. IT'S STILL MAY 2ND FOR ME BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO DRAW TOMORROW SO I'M JUST POSTING IT RIGHT NOW

sketch because i liked how it looked + quick sketch of addison spamton enjoying a birthday under cut + more misc sketches because i can't finish any art

Hiiiii. Hello!!!!! Favorite things about spamton? top headcanons?

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HI MARROW!! :3 OH GREAT HEAVENS

one of my fav things about Spamtong is how oh so very versatile this little man is... like... everyone draws him super differently and gives him so many different headcanons. it is so funny in the best way possible. you can look around and one spamton is 5'6 and another is 2 ft tall. another has a small little tail. some are absolute abominations from hell itself. others look like Normal Guys. and i love them all.

TOP HEADCANONS???? HOW DO I PICK!!!!

well, one of my top hcs is about his indestructible nose. love indestructible nose spamton. you can throw him at a wall and his nose pierces through it despite the material. i love to imagine he tried to use it during his mansion heists, like he once broke in purely through bashing his nose into the wall until it broke.

i also love to imagine his black hair being dyed (white addison supremacy), but also accidentally permanent! adds in my hc can physically modify themselves using "plug-ins," like how you can download chrome extensions for your browser and mods on video games or sumn idk, so instead of dying his hair with actual dye, he paid money to get himself black hair that doesn't require him to redye it or deal with the dye coming out :3 he could have gotten rid of his black hair later but after becoming a puppet, his code got SO fucked up that he is incapable of getting rid of that plug-in. his hair can go gray and stuff but unless he like,, went to the DOCTOR, he can't go back to his natural hair color. not that he'd want to. puppet spam in general is just so riddled with viruses that he lived with for so long that it would physically hurt him to get rid of all of them. he gotta live with that shit!! RIP bozo!

i love how as soon as i decided to start drawing spamton again via requests i got hit with multiple trucks including art block, changing hyperfixations, and school

anyhow uhhh,,, i'm back and it's birthing day ft. something i drew quickly 👍

I CAN FINALLY DRAW SPAMTON AGAIN (+hunter. me boy)

and also more spamtons i'm hoping to render because he invades my mind like a parasite

freak

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