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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going βhuh. didnβt know there was a market for that.β
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Policy & Procedure | Part 6 | Congressman!Bucky Barnes x Reader | 2.5 k words
Things get heated when you reach the safehouse, but not the way Bucky was hoping.
Warnings: 18+language. Bucky is sad. A for Angst.
Another dialogue line for @gremlin-girly 's 20-20-20 challenge, in bold in the text.
Bucky followed you up the track in silence. It was dark now, the light from your phone leading the way over fallen branches and drifts of leaves and detritus. He was wearing his nicest shoes and didn't know whether to lament at how scuffed the leather was, or tell himself off for being bothered by such things. If he could just keep his suit from snagging on a branch, that'd be great.
You had no such qualms, shoving your way through the woodland as if you'd been here a thousand times.
Noooooooooooo I'm sobbing ππ
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you know what perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a pretty solid basis of government actually
Reblogged fckmebarnes
mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenariosβ friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her
Reblogged redfoxwritesstuff
Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.
Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)
Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)
Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)
Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)
Yeah I can work with that.
Reblogged mrs-elsie-barnes
itβs 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead theyβre all dead
Like to charge reblog to cast
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Bucky Barnes + soft vulnerable eyes The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)
Those eyes could just destroy me. Sebastian Stan is too good ππ
Reblogged redfoxwritesstuff
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises itβs about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
Left this in the notes
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Mundane Avengers headcanons:
- Peter's phone screen is perpetually broken. He doesn't even try to fix it at this point and just reads between the cracks (his friends consider it another superpower)
- Tony uses hand lotion and lip balm obsessively. He may forget to eat but his sensory issues won't let him forget his chapped lips
- Steve doesn't trust dishwashers, even when Tony explains the science and why they're actually cleaner
- Natasha stretches constantly. Whenever she's bored, tired, standing around. The conversation gets dull and the next thing you know she's touching her toes
- Bucky is actually very funny but he always has a dry, straight-faced delivery so nobody knows he's joking. He gets sad when no one laughs
- Bruce apologizes to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. He bumps into them a lot.
- Clint needs reading glasses but he simply refuses this fact and instead squints at everything
- Thor loves reality TV but doesn't really understand the concept. Either thinks it's the news or a soap opera. His favourite is Dance Moms
- Steve has a piggy bank filled with just pennies and is really proud of it. Tony once gave him a penny from 1918 for his birthday and it is still his favourite present
- Peter has a ton of commercials memorized and always repeats them when they come on. Including around others when he can hear them but most people aren't even aware the TV has any volume ("it tastes awful and it works", he says out of nowhere, while the Avengers all stare at him eat another forkful of spaghetti)
- Bucky hates being perceived and once almost choked to death in public because he just let himself suffocate for a bit. Silently coughing and panicking
- Tony hates Bob Ross. It freaks him out how nice and effortlessly talented he is
- Natasha adds hot sauce to everything
- Clint usually eats kids cereal for breakfast. Especially the chocolate kinds
- Steve makes his bed every morning and silently judges those who don't (Tony)
Reblogged fckmebarnes
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
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Pls do so in moderation; my brain runs wild enough already π
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the hot lawyer is in at work and π« at the thought of it being my lawyer!bucky
Oh no, I do not need to start a fifth Bucky fic just to write for lawyer!Bucky but...
ajdhsjdhs as long as u tag me for inspo !! /lh iβve been writing for him for a while since heβs based off the atty at my job /gen
Now I just need to decide what his specialty would be π