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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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Captain America vol 7, #1 (2012) (Rick Remender, John Romita Jr)

it was actually a crime for marvel to give us SIX MINUTES of nomad!steve (actual fugitive of 117 nations, most dramatic bitch in town, wears a dirty black uniform with knuckle gloves, the beard, ‘I’m not looking for forgiveness and i’m way past asking permission’) rogers and replace him with his stepford clone 

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

bucky figure sketches or something

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THAT'S MY CAP!

Crew Resource Management | Lloyd/f!reader

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! This is not okay. At all. Though it's me so that's probably hilariously naive of me to say.

Summary: Lloyd pulls a practically unforgivable April Fool's prank WC/Warnings: 2,400 | Explicit sex, the mustache gets WORSE

Excerpt:

Lloyd’s leaning up against the wall reading a Russian newspaper when you bring the completed folder over. You can tell by the way his hands tighten on the newsprint that he heard your high heels clicking on the marble floor, but you’re wholly unprepared for what you see when he lowers the pages.

“Holy shit, is that a, a Chaplin mustache?” one of the armorers stutters, almost dropping the gun he’s cleaning.

“Not at all,” Lloyd says warmly--but now that you can see his face, there it is, clear as day. You can even see a little hint of stubble on either side of the damned thing.

The entire office falls silent.

Dear. Sweet. Gentle. Cheesus.

@ronearoundblindly my love thank you for the tag!❤️💕

And @darsynia 😫

THE MONSTER YOU HAVE MADE (spoilers underneath)

Shots over squats any day but 🥵 HOOOOOOO what a work out ;)

HOA Andy telling you your new fence doesn't fit standards

Cue malicious compliance.

Fence is the wrong color? Use all of the approved colors on different pickets.

Fence is too short? Top it with some ugly kindling.

You're out one sunny day in your back yard, watering your plants, in a sweet summer dress that match your colourful garden.

Andy decides then and there to have a word with you, slightly taken aback by the way your legs look in that dress (hot damn). But as soon as he opens his mouth, rattling off complaints, you have a moment of weakness.

You point the hose directly at him, soaking him (and his little HOA papers) entirely.

No one will tell you how to decorate your home 😤