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shoes are made up of strange, perverse, occult shapes

vile contours that no man ought ever to be forced to render

I might be drawing shoes

low key this is what it feels like to have an auditory processing disorder

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you

Coward

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

Wanna take you for a ride-

What else, what else... Earlier this week I decided to try to make Banana Bread! But somehow, in my memory, I imagined I had a loaf pan... Not so. But I did have a Skeleton baking pan-

Anyways! The skulls-

it was not on wheat...

collecting posts of this type

literally my favourite genre of post

baby horseshoe crabs

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

oh my god it's got smallitaire

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

It's been 5 years.