Reblogged madhattervanessa
*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?
Reblogged diejager
Soap: What did you do on break, Lt?
Ghost: Rode my bike and slept in an alleyway behind a bar.
Gaz: Checks out... (leaves the room)
Ghost: ...
Ghost: Want to know what I really did?
Soap: (immediately interested)
Soap: Yeah!
Ghost: (pulls out his phone)
Ghost: (shows picture of him having someone cuddled up next to him, both under a blanket, two switches in hand, both on the Stardew Valley logo screen)
Soap: (his smile falls immediately)
Soap: Wh—
Ghost: I played Stardew Valley with the missus.
Soap: The mi—?!
Ghost: Planted crops, went to the mines...
Ghost: (swipes through more pictures of them playing)
Soap: (stunned silence)
Ghost: Upgraded the house for the missus, made some town friends... (screenshots of more gameplay)
Soap: Wait—
Ghost: Even fishing. (shows a picture of him catching a legendary fish)
Ghost: The missus doesn't like fishing. (clicks his tongue) Caught them all though. (nods to himself)
Ghost: (smirks) Want to know why I'm telling you this?
Soap: (still stunned, but nods)
Ghost: Because nobody will believe you.
Ghost: (starts deleting all pictures in front of Soap)
Soap: (pained gasp)
Soap: Ye monster.
Reblogged madhattervanessa
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
Reblogged devil-in-hiding
daily-spooky
Reblogged madhattervanessa
looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said “petrolatum” and not “petroleum”.
My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.
I suddenly remembered every time I had called it “petroleum jelly” and thought that I must’ve looked like a massive idiot.
Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called “petroleum jelly” (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry
lord give you the strength to read the rest of the post 🙏
Reblogged madhattervanessa
i don't think chess sets be like
I'm so sorry but
yeah
Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse
Reblogged madhattervanessa
This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
Reblogged madhattervanessa
Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
If AO3 had a slogan
Reblogged ghouljams
ghosti
Reblogged madhattervanessa
I've got a weak spot for men with dead fish eyes, and '09 Ghost happens to fall under this category quite nicely
Reblogged tojisun
old drawings of ghost
Reblogged bi-writes
is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
Reblogged devil-in-hiding
solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva
When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately
Reblogged machveil
"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move