Letter from Juniper

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

Ur trauma hs affected U in da followin ways number 1 U R annoyin

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

That dragon is not nearly big enough to protect me from all enemies also it’s sleeping too so what if something gets the jump on me and it doesn’t notice in time. I feel more vulnerable than I did before I had a dragon

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything

i beg to sniffer

everyone let's get mad about this inconsequential thing

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

HELP

David Lynch is directing dreams now btw

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

TIL: There was an “unsinkable” giant boat called the Titanic that sank and killed lots of people. It hit a big ice berg.

two unrelated shards of porcelain that fit perfectly together